Rohan Hadvani

What are you looking at? 😂 Just follow me coz you won't be seeing this is you weren't checking out my profile!

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Teacher:- Rohan are you there?

*Me having a poor Internet Connection can hear literally nothing*

Teacher:- Do you think this is something less important.

Me:- Ma'am I have poor connectivity now .

Teacher:- Don't you dare lie to me.

Me:-

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Trump: “Let’s fix the $2 Trillion debt with tariffs!”
Stock market: loses $3.1 Trillion
America: Now we owe more but with vibes.

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Others: Red Bull gives you wings.

Perez: Red Bull gives me wrong wings.

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Feels the right time to ask Ranveer Allahbadia (Beerbiceps)…”Kya apne kabhi apni maut ke baare me socha hai?”

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What it actually is vs what it feels like…😬

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Monitor Lizard still faster than Alpine and Sauber around a F1 circuit! 😂

#SingaporeGP #FP3

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Unpopular opinion but rickshaw drivers of Ahmedabad could drive Formula cars.

They have great reflexes, don’t even get me started on them being used to feeling high G-force, the confidence with which they go into tight spaces and most importantly they’re expert at is dive-bombs

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Him: Bro I couldn’t be more happier, Max is dominating the season, 3 poles out of 3!

Me: couldn’t be what?

Him: more happier…

Me: (Gets up and leaves)

Him: where you going mate!

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As happy as I am with Lewis Hamilton coming to Ferrari, I really think Toto misheard Honner said "Change your fu*king car".

Bro changed his fu*king star 😂😂

#f1 #LewisHamilton #Scuderiaferrari #Ferrari #Mercedes #DeadlineDay

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This is not what I meant when I said "Don't let anyone take control of yourife, you should do everything yourself" 😂

#Orry #meme

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Jay Shah right now:

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Kuch to Karo saalo me 50 over nahi daal sakta!

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Every Indian right now:

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You've always been the one to convince everyone that "It'll all work out in the end, it has to!" because of everything you've done for Chandler, from bonding with him to desiring a life half as good as his.

One of the most genuine ones, I salute you! You'll be missed, Matthew!

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Someone:- Do you trust yourself?

Me:- Absolutely!

*Meanwhile me*

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Security:- Guys you can't take photos of the artifacts here.

Boys:- No problem! We'll recreate it!

Security:- How the fuck do you think you'll recrea.....

Boys:-

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Me waiting for the restaurant to accept my order knowing that this is what they do daily.....

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When someone says "Kaam Aisa Karo ki char log....."

Me:-

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Ever thought about becoming a superhero, but then remembered you can't even find matching socks? Yeah, me too. Guess I'll just settle for being a semi-functional adult.

#SuperheroDreams #SockStruggles

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@yashgyy Finally a genuine tweet! So happy for you man 😄

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Ye har new year pe "New Year. New Me." Likhna zaruri hai kya?

Beta tumhare jitne "same to same" to physics ke constants bhi nahi hai!