Rohan Johnson

Chicago sports fan, tech enthusiast, polymer pusher, & Christian.

[Rohan Johnson @RohanMJohnson]

@ostrachan I see what you've done here. I'll fix this for you.

God has staked everything on Christ.

Christ is the foundation of a strong marriage.

Christ is the foundation of a strong home.

Christ is the foundation of a strong church.

God has staked EVERYTHING on Christ. Not you.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

TREY KAUFMAN-RENN GAME-WINNER 🚨

PURDUE ADVANCES TO THE ELITE 8 🤯

[Chris Rongey @ChrisRongey]

Somehow not good enough for the White Sox though.

This is what happens in an organization when only one person's opinion matters.

[Jason Benetti @jasonbenetti]

Thanks to the @tigers for being so gracious and supportive with this message.

Excited for this season. And really excited for Sundays with Dickerson.

DickerSundays?

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

For anyone putting loyalty to a person above loyalty to the Constitution, Justice Gorsuch’s remarks should be required reading. His words are a reminder that our highest duty is to the rule of law and the founding principles that define America.

[Rohan Johnson @RohanMJohnson]

@XfinitySupport Apparently Xfinity is more responsive to AT&T customers experiencing problems with AT&T service than AT&T is.

[Rohan Johnson @RohanMJohnson]

This is the 2nd time in 2 months that my AT&T Fiber internet service has been down for >5 days. They can't even provide an estimated restore time.

@Xfinity & @XfinitySupport users don't have to deal with outages like this.

What are you doing to fix it @ATT & @ATTHelp?

[All Things Chicago Sports @things_sox]

Per Yahoo Japan, the Chicago White Sox “are viewed internationally as a favorable destination barring one hurdle — the delayed transition from owner Jerry Reinsdorf to Justin Ishbia”

Reinsdorf, per YJ, “represents a culture of shame misaligned with Japan’s competitive integrity”

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

August 11, 2025 | United Center - Chicago, IL

[Man-Soo Lee @palehose05]

Please just focus on fixing the White Sox

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Yeah so let me walk you through how this goes:
1) Companies won't itemize their bills and will simply raise their prices. This means Trump can keep pretending, and telling you, that he's not taxing you, it's just that pesky Bidenflation
2) Trump cuts deals with some of his

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Amen!

[The Rest Is Politics @RestIsPolitics]

.@dcsandbrook understands that for many Trump voters, it’s all about the economy - they don’t watch the news 24/7

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

“Since Washington and Kyiv agreed on the cease-fire Tuesday, Russia has launched at least 250 drones and four ballistic missiles targeting Kyiv and other Ukrainian cities.” 

No one should be surprised. Putin will completely take advantage of the situation.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

America has always been a pillar of freedom and democracy. We have to have the moral clarity to know the difference between good and evil and right and wrong. We can’t blur those lines. We must choose a side, and it should never be the side of dictators.

[Tax Foundation @TaxFoundation]

Tariffs are taxes.

[H.R. McMaster @LTGHRMcMaster]

It is impossible to understand why President Trump and Vice President Vance seem determined to put more pressure on President Zelensky while they seem to be coddling Putin - the person who inflicted this terrible war in Ukraine.

[Rohan Johnson @RohanMJohnson]

@thedocbrittain In that order?

[David Harsanyi @davidharsanyi]

Here's a list of just some of the crackpottery that simping GOP senators are going to let RFK jr walk back today: