Rohit Satwik

A huge Manchester United and Rafael Nadal fan.

[Arun 🌞 @arunv2808]

build a space for meritocracy in the country, make ISRO DRDO IIT IIMs AIIMs and other top institution pro-merit.

let only the cream of the brains compete with each other, and ensure that they don’t leave the country for greener pastures.

give only the ones with lower income support.

then and only then india shall progress.

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

iPhone in Hand

Reserved seat in IIT

Good Family Background

Caught Cheating in Semester Exams

No Action by IITB - Asked to leave Exam

Went to Room, committed Suicide

Parents use SC/ST Act against Faculty

Compensation Given Immediately

Sad state of Affairs

[CBG San @OnlyNakedTruth]

A country that penalises an IIT professor for catching a cheat, has no future.

We are literally a mobocracy that rewards the street power

[Suprvirat @MostlyKohli]

IIT Bombay Director resigned but this convo will shook the education system 🚨

Girl student - Sir, you don't even know how much pressure is on a student

Shireesh Kedare - Okay, should we make cheating legal for you guys? So that you don't take pressure? We are asked to design papers for students who have the brains to study. For students who came into IIT through 80 percentile. Just because some of you students came through 30 percentile, we can't make the paper that much easy for other students.

Girl student - You are still being shameless sir. This was all your fault

Shireesh Kedare - I am resigning because there was some of my fault. But each one of you children who has ever done cheating should leave this IIT now. I will also ask the watchman to resign just because he couldn't check someone's pant for a mobile phone. All the parents around the world should also resign from their parental duties if they can't raise a studious child. That student feared them, not us. Your parents should be ashamed to send you to IITs when you are not even capable of passing a single exam of IIT.

Sir literally cooked this girl student. He resigned but he made sure to show the world how bad this education system is. Respect +++

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

Marmoush with a magnificent assist👌

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

iPhone duo is priced at 3 lacs. Samsung is out of the picture, it is now directly competing with the Royal Enfield Himalayan.

[Mina Ibrahim @MinaFootball]

Football is sick cos what do you mean you won a treble as a player and 16 years later you’re managing that same team in a UCL vs the manager who lead you to that treble

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Spotted opposite our home in Coonoor. Magnificent ! 🐅

[Rohit Satwik @RohitSatwik]

Greatest ever.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

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[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

Malick Fofana passe actuellement une visite médicale à Lyon mais il ne sait pas pour quel club

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

- Water Issues in Lahuria village, UP for 75 yrs
- New IAS Divya steps in, delivers tap water
- MLA not invited in Jal Ceremony
- MLA complains to CM, Divya transferred.
- Pipeline vandalized by unknown men
- Water stops again.
- She Resigned after put on Wait list

Well, that's India for you😭

[No Context Prem @NoContextEPL]

Tottenham have now lost more league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Arsenal have at the Emirates.

Tottenham moved into their new stadium 13 years after Arsenal did🤯

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Just one example of how BAD Manchester United are at selling players:

Liam Delap played 47 games for Chelsea and scored ONLY 3 GOALS… yet they still managed to sell him for £50m. They bought him for £30m and somehow made a profit.

Joshua Zirkzee has played 75 games for United, scoring 9 goals and providing 6 assists — and the best offers we seem to get are loans with buy options.

Until we improve how we sell our players we will always struggle to compete buying best players in the market because we never make profit from players we sell.

[Rohit Satwik @RohitSatwik]

@FootieWriter Angel Di Maria

[Rakesh Krishnan Simha @ByRakeshSimha]

Udupi Swaad Restaurant's license was suspended by the FDA so they went to the Bombay High Court for relief.

Judges: You were using banned analogue paneer.

Restaurant: But they suspended our license without issuing any improvement notice.

Judges: You didn't mention on the menu that you were not using real paneer. You are making people eat something rotten by making them believe it is paneer, and you are saying that an improvement notice should have been given to you?

Restaurant: Sorry. We will not use analogue paneer again.

Judges: You need to suffer for some time. You are making people suffer by using analogue paneer without declaring it. Now, you just suffer for some time.

Restaurant: Please, we have suffered a loss of revenue and reputation.

Judge: So what? Wait for the FDA to file a reply. Next hearing on September 7.

Relief denied.

- via Chenna Keshav

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

'Three Prime Ministers, five Foreign Secretaries and 32 Premier League managers have come and gone since 115 charges of alleged financial impropriety were first levelled against Manchester City.

'So have eight solar eclipses, four conjunctions of Venus and Jupiter, plus, most fittingly of all given the song that City fans sing so defiantly about their team, two blue moons.'

@oliverbrown_tel says it is a scandal that there is still no verdict ⤵️
https://t.co/vMwjUWIwx9

[Rohit Satwik @RohitSatwik]

@AbuZeenah_ Gabriel Heinze

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

"Who Will Talk About Reservation?"

Amidst the protests, the words of furious NEET aspirant Harsh Dubey on my show last night has gone viral.

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