Brayden 🫪

Hey girl let me stutter on it

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

I got to the depressed type of drinking on my second drink. Wtf

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@bambis5_1 #wantitmore

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

I get it now

[mira @miraatwt]

would YOU date you?

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i don't pee. i piss. hard.

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@loafyreal Looked legit to me

[loafy @loafyreal]

If i see another person wearing flops out to the bar i’m pouring one out on their bum ass toes

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

Currently preparing for the lethal sunburn I'm going to get Saturday

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@bambis5_1 @lexicuted According to the patriarchy I have to believe the man

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I be saying “babe” platonically and “bro” romantically you can’t save me.

[loafy @loafyreal]

@crowdanband Mid dick no money and substance abuse issues

[Delhi metro rider @charcoalpott]

sorry i replied immediately. i genuinely enjoy talking to you

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@Liliannapaynter @oksanam04 @lexicuted 😭😭

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@lexicuted Fitting that the flags make it look like it has devil horns

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@K8Mes27

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@loafyreal Mine would smell like a barstool and Marlboro reds

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@oksanam04 @Liliannapaynter @lexicuted 😢😥

[Ana @oksanam04]

Missing my friends who are currently at the bars. 💔 @Liliannapaynter @lexicuted @RolandChang69

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

There's more than meets the eye, and that's a Michelob ultra.

[Brayden 🫪 @RolandChang69]

@lexicuted Marriage is temporary, rocket League is forever