Huddersfield man gets stopped by police at 1am with a 12-inch machete stuffed down his trousers.
His defence?
“I was just cutting the grass, officer.”
At midnight.
On the M62.
In his back pocket.
Magistrates: “Yeah… we’re not buying the horticultural angle.”
Suspended sentence. Bright future in accountancy somehow still intact.
Peak British crime excuses. One rule for one, another for the rest of us.
Anyone who has been stuck on the Council Housing List for ages will be thrilled to know that 20 Councils have said that they would let asylum seekers have council homes before you.
I hope that makes you proud of the people who are elected to represent you.
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Andy Burnham announces that on the first of January 2027 a new super Tax will be brought in for anyone living too long.
This will be for anyone daring to live past 67 years old.
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An illegal immigrant who knocked a British girl unconscious after she rejected his advances has been jailed for just 6 months.
Abdoela Berhan, a 35-year-old Eritrean, punched 20-year-old Cleo Lake 'full force' in the face and broke her nose.
He then went on the run from police for 10 weeks.
One week prior him attacking Cleo, he was convicted of attacking a Subway worker who tried to stop him aggressively harassing customers.
This violent barbarian has been living in a migrant hotel that is being funded by the British taxpayer.
In a few months he will be released from jail, back onto our streets.
You had enough yet?
In Britain, if your daughter is gang raped by Pakistani Muslims and you complain about it, you will lose your job despite three decades of loyalty in the role.
We’re a very sick country.
Sent to President Trump
I think You would of liked Anne Widdecombe Mr President ,
she was a British Politician Assassinated By The Left in the UK , A Conservative MP Under Margerat Thatcher , Opinionated ,Forthright , Loyal to the Country She Loved ,
you Survived Your Ordeal, she Did not ,
Murdered with a Hammer struck 21 times ,
it would Be the Highest Honour, if you could Mention her as a Defender Of Freedom!
In Gateshead a young girl is blindfolded and dragged into an address by a grooming gang, she tries to escape but they drag her back.
Northumbria Police turn up 2 hours later, they don't put the men in cuffs and just allow one of them to come back up to her outside the address.
Northumbria Police were even offered this video as evidence but never came back to collect it. They commonly neglect evidence and then claim there isn't enough evidence to make any arrests.
🚨 WANTED: ANIMAL
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Children learn from their parents. Scum parents raise scum children😡!
A child picked up a stone and hit a Dog with it while his parents smile and walk away in Connaught Place, Delhi.
🎦 Credit: Yash Saghall.
Gloucestershire Constabulary are appealing for information to help locate a girl who has been reported missing from #Nailsworth.
Officers are concerned for the welfare of 12-year-old Jasmine who was last seen on Tabrams Pitch at 3am this morning (Thursday 23 July) and hasn't returned home.
Jasmine is described as being 5ft tall, of a slim build and has short brown hair in a mullet style.
It is believed that Jasmine is wearing green shorts with red and black striped socks, a green Minecraft t-shirt and purple fluffy slippers. She may be carrying a black gym style bag.
Jasmine likes to walk in wooded areas and officers have been searching for her since she was reported missing earlier this morning.
Anyone who has seen Jasmine or has information on her whereabouts is asked to call police on 101 quoting incident 126 of 23 July.
If you can see Jasmine at the time of calling, dial 999 instead and ask for police.
Working away and this little prankster decides to do a GSoD out the blue.
I’m sure it was a test to see how fast I’d drop everything and run over to her, because she’s now doing the paw of more.
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The RNLI will be "saving thousands more lives" per day now that their full Calais to Dover ferry service has been launched today.
With Captain Bob Indewata in charge.