Carbi D

Thicker than yo average

[Carbi D @RollinintheD]

I had a dream that I was tryna be all sexy and take nudies and the whole time I was live on Instagram. *insert trauma*

[mair @mairinaraaa535]

There’s nothing to be laughing about go put those jerseys on and sub in

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Destiny’s Chile

[Azarah @HeyAzJay]

Is that dr Simone's son Michael??

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Piper on White Lotus:

[Yam Newton👩🏾‍🍳 @MsAshleySmiles]

Rich homie gone. Takeoff gone. Migos not talking. Drake and future not speaking. Thug in jail. 2015 me is devastated.

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Now this is how you debunk the false claims about Governor Tim Walz. Veterans are pissed that JD Vance and MAGA are attacking one of their own. This won't end well for Trump. 🚨

[D. Adam @_DerrickAdam]

Y’all gonna learn to respect a black woman!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Earlier this week, Michelle and I called our friend @KamalaHarris. We told her we think she’ll make a fantastic President of the United States, and that she has our full support. At this critical moment for our country, we’re going to do everything we can to make sure she wins in November. We hope you’ll join us.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Kamala Harris has released the first video of her presidential campaign, featuring Beyoncé's song, "Freedom":

[JAWN @jawn]

THIS IS THE MOST STAGED SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN. AN *ACTIVE SHOOTER* AND SECRET SERVICE JUST ALLOWS HIM TO STAND BACK UP FOR A FUCKING *FIST UP*?! THE CROWD JUST SITS BACK DOWN?? CROWD JUST SMILES AND TAKES PICTURES??? WTF

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

how i ran the mile in highschool

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

CAUSE NIGGA NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD !

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: *drops two country songs*

Me:

[i was born to be a bender🙂‍↔️ @80sbabymook]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[Carbi D @RollinintheD]

Nobody:

Timmy: “Has McDonald’s came out with the shamrock shake yet?”

[Carbi D @RollinintheD]

Hi, Twitter. Welcome back to my chanel!

[Carbi D @RollinintheD]

@dariatheedon STFU