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in the kitchen

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

A message to all young athletes. I didn't play my first game of carpet bowls until I was 52. At 56, I won my first match. At 58, I lost my bowls in a backstreet game of cribbage. At 62, I met a fun-loving divorcee who owns (outright) a "ride on" mower. Never, ever, ever give up.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I applaud the Prime Minister for calling for honesty in politics but if we now face tax hikes & cuts to public services to fill a £20bn black hole in the public finances we must have an honest discussion about the negative impact of Brexit & the role it has played in creating it

[Funk Butcher @FunkButcher]

I’m gonna sound real old and moany but I concur. There’s something about the reasons WHY people want to become DJs that doesn’t always sit well with me. A love of music is at the tail end. A lot of new cats are just social butterflies

🤷🏾‍♂️ just my two bobs worth ❤️🙏🏾😅

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Elon Musk interviewing Donald Trump, in case you missed it.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Elon Musk’s daughter is savage😂

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

[Anthony Teasdale @AnthonyTeasdale]

Dream DJing gig 1996. Warehouse. Start at 1am. Play driving dub-house for five hours to people on Class A's. Finish 5am.
Dream gig 2023. Food court. Start 5pm. Play tasteful deep house (and records I dismissed as "shit" in 96) to people eating tacos. Finish 10.30pm.

[Rave Archive UK © @RaveArchiveUK]

25 years ago - Summer 1999
Human Traffic
Any Jungle in, guy?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Southgate: "Do you know what to do?"

Gallagher: "No."

Southgate: "Me neither. Tell Jude I said hi!”

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Gove moaning about the possibility of 16 year olds being given the vote.

I would ban everyone over 50 from voting.

It’s ridiculous that youth are condemned to live in a post-Brexit little Englander world by shivering, change-aversive idiots, most of whom are already dead.

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Saddened to see “anyone but England” attitude of fellow Scots today.Particularly as someone with genuine affinity to Denmark (I nearly bought a pair of china dogs at a Carnoustie jumble sale in '93 that the vendor believed were "in all probability" from Denmark or Linlithgow)🇩🇰🐕

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England fans watching this

#Euro2024

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Scotland just not taking their chances here

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Scotland get #Euro2024 underway today, but some of their fans may have other things on their mind...

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