Pure Mohalle Ki Sabse Gussel Aurat Meri Maa, Jiske Ulajh Nese Sab Darte Hai
Kisko Pata Ki~Vo Hr Roz Kapde Sukhane Ke Bahane Chhat Pe Jati Hai Padosi Saif Ke Tagde Musal Ke Dhakke Apni Bund Ke Garm Surakh Me Lene
Jab dukan me tofi lene jate ho tab do Awara ladke -
1 -Bhai samne dekh kya gadrai rand jhadu laga rahi hai
2 -lagta hai Iske Mumme bade karne me kafi log hat hai
1 -Gand dekh kar lagta hai din me 5-6 se marwati hogi
2 -Aisi ganr mile samjho Jannat mil gyi Jannat
1 -ha yaar
खुप वर्षाने बालपणी चा मित्र सॅमी भेटायला येतो तेव्हा आई जेवण किचन मध्ये बनवत असते
10 मि. ने-
सॅमी- काकू काय करताय
आई- जेवण बनवतेय सॅमी
सॅमी- आई चा गाऊन वर खेचून गांडी वर हात फिरवून , वाह काय मस्त गांड आहे
आई- आहहह हमम , आजच्या रात्री मी तुझीच रांड आहे , राजा मनसोक्त झव मला
Jab main 5 me thi society Ke Navratri Ka Aakhari Din -
Papa- Aaj to chalo garaba dekhane
Maa -Meri kamar dukh rahi hai mein nahi aaungi
Papa -Thik hai tum aaram karo aur do jao
Maa -Riya Aur Seema ko bhi le
Jav dekhane ke liye
Hamare jane ke bad terrace ki sidhiyo par -
Maa ko itni jor se peshab aaya tha ki wo jaldi jaldi me gent's washroom me ghoos gayi
# Kafi der tak wo wapis nahi aayi to mein dekhane chala gaya to maine dekha -
Maa - aah ahhh aaaa mein to mutne aayi tune muze yahi muta diya
Stranger - thik se khadi reh aur do bar mutegi tu
Jab bully ne mere maa ka mms pure college me viral kardiya
Tumhara Dost-ye dekh tera bully kisi randi ko kitne bedardi chod raha hai lekin randi muh se ek aah tak nikali
Tum-jisne thighs ka tattoo dekh kar chup rahe kyuki tum pehchan gaye ki wo aur koi nahi tumhari maa hai
Kal rakhi ke liye mama aur unka ladka aya tha
To maa aur behen jid pe adi hui thi ki unhe bohot bada gift chahiye rakhi ka
Meanwhile rat me Mama aur Mama ka ladka :- hamare lund bada aur kuch ho sakta hai iss duniya mein
Maa aur Behen :- ahhh aah nahi bhaiya hmmm aaah ahh
Maa ke lakh mana karne ke baad bhi mene un awara ladko par maa ko chedne ka aarop lagakar police se pitwa diya
Police thane se ane ke 1 din bad -
Awara Ladka - Bola tha na galti se bhi hamare ghar par complain ki to tumhari bhi gand mar dunga
Me - hmm ahh hmm sorry aaahh
Jab mein chutti ke din dophar me so Raha tha mohalle ke baccho ne meri khidki ka kach tod diya
- To maine unke ghar wolo ko complaint kari to unhe bohot mar padi
Dusre din mere office jane ke baad :-
Mohalle ke ek bacche ne mujhe ek message ke sath video bheja
Meri behen apne dosto ke sath tracking pe gayi thi unme mera bully aaya tha :-
Lekin mere bully ne use akela dekhte hi daboch liya aur uski gand phadani chalu kardi
:- aur uske dost ne mujhe video bheja dekh teri sanskari behen kaise randi ki tarah maje leke chud rahi hai
Jab ham sab mama ke birthday par unke Ghar gaye the , tab sab bahar cake katke aur gane bajakar birthday celebrate kar rahe the tab :-
Mama ka ladka : jaldi chuso randiyo tum dono ki chut ke bad , tumhari maa ki chut ka bhi bhosda banana hai
Sister's : srupp srrup hmm ji malik
MAA KABHI BHI BRA AUR PANTY NAHI PEHANTI KYU KI JAB MAN KARE CHACHA KE LADKE SE APNI GAND MARA SAKE
AAJ SAB GHAR KI SAF SAFAI KAR RAHE THE , MAI MAA KO BULANE STORE ROOM ME GAYI TO MAINE YE DEKHA :-
Jab COVID mein dad ki sirf half sallery aati thi tab
Main : Maa chalo na sab Kuch to kharid liya ab kya baki hai
Maa : Tum aage chal beta mein paise deke aati hu
10 min later :-
Maa : slurp slurp ahh bahot bada hai aapka
Owner: Agli bar but me logi to free me de dunga saman
Jab meri maa ki chut ki aag papa ke lulli se shant nahi hoti tab -
Jab bhi mere Bull Dost ki aane ki khabar maa ko lagti hai , turant unki bur pani chodne lagti hai aur wo uske bade laude se chudwane ke liye tayar hone lag jati hai
Jab hamare ghar colour ka kam chalu tha :-
Tab Dad ne Kam dhang se na karne majduron ke paise kar liye
Next day dad ke office Jane ke bad :-
Majdur aur painter baki ke paise maa ki gand markar vasulte hue 🥵💦🤤