Dear @GWR,
APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY.
I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid.
As of this year, Nigeria's national grid has experienced a record 11 collapses, with a strong possibility of reaching a dozen within the next 2 days.
This frequency... approximately a 90% chance of collapse every two days...makes it a significant, global precedent. We believe this unique statistic merits official recognition.
Moreover, Nigeria has also become the only country to constitute a committee on National grid collapse. (Another potential world record)
The number of collapses can be authenticated by the official National Grid account on X , where each collapse is publicly documented.
In other words, this is officially amazing.
As a dedicated Nigerian and the applicant for this record, I respectfully request the exclusive right to receive this recognition on behalf of the country.
This honor can remain with me until another Nigerian applies in the future, because the grid's instability na sure 10 odds.
Thank you for considering this application.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
General , Snow.
(Nigerians tag @GWR , let's bring this home)
An international Boxer almost lost his life this morning due to the state of bad roads the useless government you work for failed to fix.
You have been in government for 10 plus years and the satanic cult APC can’t even fix our healthcare or emergency unit.
The audacity to call anyone else a FRAUD.
God is merciful, you no suppose see 2026.
IDIOT!
Bruh, they carried Anthony Joshua to the hospital in the passenger seat of a police truck convoy. Damn!!!
You think we talk about the dysfunctional system because we detest politicians?
We talk because what we are doing in Nigeria isn’t living. We are surviving.
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This man was making videos of bad roads in Ogun State, simply calling the government’s attention to them.
Guess what happened?
The DSS invited him.
Invited him for what exactly?
Today, Anthony Joshua, one of the most illustrious sons of Ogun State, almost became a victim of those same bad roads.
Next year, we will gather again in Ijebu Ode for another Ojude Oba, then return to praying that it does not happen to us.
Because, how will your pastor collect testimony offering?
“Just make money, you will enjoy Nigeria!”
They will fly Anthony Joshua abroad to check for internal injuries. He will stay there for rehab.
When we scream & ask for the barest minimum, paid APC miscreants are quick to call us haters.
But Nigeria can happen to anybody. 😭
Nigeria has to work.
What happened to AJ is the reality of the average Nigerian. He missed death by a whisker. It is very embarrassing that we have no ambulance and emergency services available. It is embarrassing that we have this disastrous roads all over the country.
Meanwhile, politicians are robbing us dry.