Miss Romey ✨

ISWIS HBIC • Juicifer • The ‘ment’ in Enjoyment 🌚 • Wellness, Women, Wine & Whines ✨

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[Cati @CatianaSaillant]

The discourse around Rihanna openly loving Rocky is crazy af. She literally has three kids with that man and they’re in a relationship. Y’all are stupid.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Ask him why he does not have a group chat or a therapist. Women are not born with these things, they put in effort to create all these for themselves.

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

LMAO I mean yeah, the sound hasn’t evolved. But I’ve seen the kind of music you people listen to please so let us hear word 🤣

[Kemi SmallzZ @kemismallzz]

We’ve reached a point where everyone is a marketer, a critic, a publicist, an A&R exec ,all at once. So who’s just listening to music for the love of it. When the audience becomes the boardroom, nobody’s left in the crowd.

Yall need to go back to just enjoying things without feeling the need to tell them how their “roll out”” should look like and what their “branding” should be.
Just press play and jam and if you no like that one, find the one that you like

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest lady ever

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

i love original ass people. like you really you. i love that.

[Miss Romey ✨ @RomeoProMax]

Lmao might be the same guy who called me and as soon as he said he was a dispatch who dropped something for me a few days ago, I realized what was about to happen, hung up and blocked him.

[Ashley @AshleyOkoli]

Dispatch rider from days ago, calling me today to cry about his wife delivering through CS & needing a certain amount for some “Rogan” injection? Is this a new format?

[Simi Badiru @SimiBadiru]

You people are too dishonest on this app abeg

[Miss Romey ✨ @RomeoProMax]

No generation has used “we’re the adults now” more than millennials.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[🧟‍♀️ 𝚿 @ssamemo]

I love it when people who fancied me find their person…I told you I wasn’t the one for you and it’s good you listened.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I’ve never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back or waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please stop doing it to women!

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Every bill known to man is due again

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Y’all been acting like white people with Jay Z’s hair bruh. Are y’all good?

[Gbemi O-O @GbemiOO]

When you delay a payment , you’re actually affecting people’s lives.
Especially for work already done. I need the big companies to understand this. It’s so unfair.