Oprah Whinfrey

I'm a rumpologist.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@nancywhang Were you on the Eric Andre Show?

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

I've accepted that I'm a nerd a long time ago. But it's spelled Charizard. Not Charzard. Char I zard. You fucking noobs.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@SkylarEybel ah, it was probably just a transformer dying on a power line then. That was pretty fucky lmao

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

Like 30% sure i just heard a gunshot. Well, lets go check er out.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

Recycle your condoms. For the environment.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

I think you're an adult when you despise some one but find yourself happy seeing their happiness. #deepasfuck

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

I could never love a person named Terry

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

Just a thought.. If you have to 'motivate' yourself to do something every day, maybe, just maybe, you don't like doing that thing.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

How dare you body-shame my private body that I photographed & then publicly tweeted. #victim #glandular #bigboned

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

Is there a reason people make 6000 Facebook accounts and add me on a new one every 2 months?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I'd rather have my President govern instead of pray.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@jamiewilsonll same

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@bigjonnygee hey who is producing the new album? Is it Ian again or some one else?

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

#BellLetsTalk

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@TJDillashaw don't make me like you by walking out to the chili peppers man.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@lwhich eeeeuuuuugghhhhh

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

@Josh_Wilding you disappoint me greatly.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

If you say "I don't fuck with you" and you're not saying it as a joke, I encourage you to take a big, generous bite out of a cactus.

[Oprah Whinfrey @RonAldProblems]

Do people actually consider these 'hamilton man vs Toronto man' videos funny..?