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Arts and Darts

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

did a fun girl track https://t.co/M1Ftg2zkcC

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

https://t.co/wVYNcTWlvn

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

Sir.

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

‘Sun Dog (preview)’ by Fooliet. (mehttps://soundcloud.com/fooliet/sun-dog xo

[sweaty five dollars @iscoff]

I’m drinking gin. It only has three letters so it can’t be very alcoholic

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@donni Please

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

Going around the house closing all the drapes, saying "night time"

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

Super excited to open up this Ice wine......just fucking kidding it's an umbrella! I hate myself

[sweaty five dollars @iscoff]

Link: I’m pretty badly injured. I’m going to eat 14 apples in 10 seconds

Nearby villager: This is totally normal to me

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@iscoff L o l wtf I love it

[sweaty five dollars @iscoff]

I'm proud to finally launch our new yacht, the SS Michael Bay *hits yacht with bottle and the yacht explodes*

[wint @dril]

lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Sports fans ruin everything. I went to the store this morning and the horse turds I usually buy are 2 dollars more a pound because everybody wants to try them.

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@Cryptoterra I want to take this outside I think

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@Cryptoterra Also, I love my dad

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@Cryptoterra I havnt paid my taxes in 3 years :)))

[Falkor @jamiewilsonll]

@itsnate_am On Wednesdays we wear depression

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Plot twist: the jerk chicken you're eating was actually the nicest chicken in the coop.

[sweaty five dollars @iscoff]

"We should talk about guns"

Many gun owners: Not only will I not do that, I'm buying 600 more guns and turning myself into a gun