Ronald Rectum

I was the 17th, no, the 23rd, no, wait, I was the 40th President of the United States, I think.

[Ronald Rectum @Ronald_Rectum]

And I just blamed everything on the Soviets. @Atozac_ https://t.co/P88RJblAFy

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

My gang sign is just me scratching my ass.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

If you fart in the pet store nobody cares.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

In ancient Rome nobody was more popular at the orgies than Penis Maximus.

[Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1]

(Lips on mic)

Tip your bartender, use your fucking blinker and don't be a dick.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Sex is more meaningful with someone you love, which is why I masturbate in front of a wall mirror.

[Rocket J. Gillooly @Bull_Hockey]

Trump also called Angela Merkel 'well hung'. @JessieLahrr https://t.co/wHkpOo5fa0

[Rocket J. Gillooly @Bull_Hockey]

On the otherhand, Joey Buttafuoco is quietly putting his life back together. @JuddApatow https://t.co/ErvF96hbhT

[Rocket J. Gillooly @Bull_Hockey]

Yeah, but, what else could Nick Gilder play? @TVMCCA https://t.co/MTTpXnCq8H

[Rocket J. Gillooly @Bull_Hockey]

There's fewer people there than at Charles Manson's wedding reception. @MauraJudkis https://t.co/GqXC0Z6z0d

[Ronald Rectum @Ronald_Rectum]

Imagine going to the cinemas when the movies were still silent. I can. @Atozac_ https://t.co/lMSkznPLft

[Ronald Rectum @Ronald_Rectum]

That Woodrow Wilason was a real prick. I think he ruined Star Wars. @hero_ofthenight https://t.co/ePrHuR0Vcl

[Rocket J. Gillooly @Bull_Hockey]

If they're rich assholes, they do it for the tax breaks. @NYorNothing https://t.co/zA3hNpAcS9