Ronathan

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

NASA: "alright people, today we are going to space".

Me: "straight up?"

NASA: "yes".

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Eat weed, smoke coffee, and eat a pound of strawberries, kids. It's 2018.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Jame Comey not want to feed the seagull??? I'm hope he can find his way to not have his car 100% doodied on.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I have tapes. I have a many of tape. it stuck all over to my body helf

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i have """""""tapes"""""""""""" of fbi comey eating those seven cheesetoe you think i ate. these orange dust on me is circumstaple evidence

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Nobody actually knows what causes gravity

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Words only have meaning because you believe they do

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Trees harvest us for carbon dioxide

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Stomachs are just bags of food

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

We breathe tree exhaust

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

introducting Birbcare© for the health. you got an ouch I kiss it better and it only cost a bagle. two. five baggel.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

do not fear I will do an Meals on Wings© i fill my beaek with breab and worm bring to the senors and place in there mouf. pay me in kissies.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

yes i robin. robbin youre pastry jk (not jk)

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

When your phone's on six percent but decides it's finna clock out early

[wint @dril]

i am only here to field questions regarding my presidential bid. i will not discuss my ongoing project, tentatively titled "Aids Mario."

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Kank deems

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

I can't believe I am being harassed on twother.corn

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

I wonder what ants think about

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

Everyone looks homeless when it's cold

[Ronathan @Ronathan92]

A tattoo of a bumble bee but instead of lines it's the entire bee movie script in really small font