I’m no professional, but I think I can spot the signs of a toxic relationship. Threats of violence. Desperately defending the partner’s behavior. Cutting you off from your friends. Draining your resources. Gaslighting. By most of these measures, Vice President JD Vance is in a toxic relationship with the Islamic Republic.
Coming out of the talks in Switzerland yesterday, Vance hailed a “good foundation” for ending the regional war. He claimed Iran had agreed to let the International Atomic Energy Agency back into the country—only for Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei to state flatly that Tehran had not negotiated on its nuclear program and had accepted no new commitments.
Then there's the intimidation. Even as it talked peace, Iran kept a hand on the region’s throat, threatening to shut the Strait of Hormuz in response to Israel’s actions. Trump answered threat with threat, warning Tehran it “won’t even make it back” to its own country if it closed the strait. And when Iran turned the same pressure on the talks themselves—threatening to storm out of the summit over insults from Trump—Vance ran interference, waving it off as mere “social media threats” and insisting all was fine because, after all, they’d kept talking late into the night.
Next comes the lopsided exchange. Yesterday, the US Treasury issued a general license letting Iran freely sell crude oil and petrochemicals through the 60-day negotiation period, while talks continued on releasing frozen assets—a potential economic windfall worth billions. And what did Washington get in return on the nuclear file? According to the Iranians, nothing. Vance even tried to pass off appeasement as boundary-setting, reportedly insisting the freed-up money could only go toward American wheat and soybeans. Iran didn’t bother to counter. Its officials simply made clear they’ll spend their money however they please.
Then there’s the isolation. Iran has maneuvered the US into a Lebanon “deconfliction” mechanism built around Washington, Qatar, Pakistan and Tehran—but not Israel, the country actually being shot at. On its face, that’s a loss for Israel. But Tehran may have overplayed its hand. Unlike Hezbollah, and contrary to Iran’s assumptions, Israel is not a U.S. puppet—and a seat at this table would have been more trap than prize. Inside the mechanism, Israel would face constant, hard-to-refuse pressure to stand down; outside it, those calls are far easier to ignore. An invitation would have forced Israel into an awkward bind: either sign on to a framework stacked against it, or openly reject Trump’s solution. By shutting Israel out, Iran inadvertently spared it that choice.
And throughout, Iran works to pin the blame on Israel, casting the closest U.S. ally as the saboteur out to wreck the deal. Vance seems to be falling for it, explaining away ceasefire violations as the work of rogue commanders: Hezbollah supposedly didn’t mean it.
On the ground, the story is far from Vance’s excuses. Iran is reportedly funneling IRGC officers into southern Lebanese towns to rebuild Hezbollah’s command structure, all while Israel is left blindfolded—forced to pass its messages secondhand through the United States.
As Netanyahu surely understands, when a friend is trapped in a toxic relationship, lecturing them about how awful their partner is rarely works; it only breeds resentment. The best you can do is hope they see it for themselves. And given how brazenly Iran is behaving, I’m growing optimistic that they will.
So all that’s left to say is: JD Vance, I hope you get help.
@ReemSherman המוסריות המזוייפת הזאת הביאה עלינו את ה7 לאוק׳
תקשיבו לחטופים ששוחררו ולחיילים, אין הרבה חפים מפשע בעזה אם בכלל, וגם אם יש, זה מחיר המלחמה, שישחררו את החטופים ויכנעו, הבחירה בידיים שלהם
@AndyDufresneIL@ReemSherman אני בהחלט רואה מה הם אומרים, ויש הבדל גדול, בן גביר ושות אף פעם לא אמרו דברי בלע כמו גולן, האמירות שלהם נתפסות כקיצוניות אבל לא קרוב למה שגולן אמר, זה שהם בעד לגדוע את הטרור הערבי מביא עליהם את האש של השמאל, תמיד זה יהיה ככה, גולן לעומת זאת אשכרה יישר קו עם התעמולה של קאטר וחמאס
@ReemSherman אם באמת ארגון הטרור קטאר מעורב עם תשלומים ללשכת רה״מ כולם צריכים לעוף לכלא, גם אם קטאר לא מוגדרת כמדינת אויב.
ראש השבכ מתנהל כמו אידיוט, ולאור כשלונו ב 7 לאוק, ולאור חתרנותו האינסופית מול רה״מ צריך להיות מפוטר מזמן
@gilileoB 1. קח בחשבון שהביטוח לחשמלי הוא יקר
2. תעשה חישוב כמה ק״מ אתה צריך להיום ממוצע והאם זה מתאים
3. חישוב חיסכון חודשי דלק מול חשמל, צריך לבדוק כמה קושט הבטרייה, byd אטו 3 לדוג׳ לוקח 37 שח להטענה מלאה
4. שיקלול שאר הנתונים, ביטוח ,הקמת עמדה,
5. אוטו חשמלי הוא שקט ונח