Brent Bellamy

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

Does anybody else wonder how tasty Judy the elf’s hot chocolate was in the OG Santa Clause?

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@WCVB Y’ALL HATERS BEST PUT RESPEK ON LASSIE’S NAME NOW

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@fleetw00d_jack @elizawoodman27

[Mr. Solo Dolo @_KillaaKam_]

Shoulda named that shit Dónde cause where tf it at 😭

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@MMehtaNYDN

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@Julia_Hvoslef Is there a “I got tattered on Tuckerman Ravine” bumper sticker?! Aksin’ for a friend

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

A rock-hard erection (or “piss boner” in some circles) can really test your budding yogi practice to the limit - just completed the rare single-leaning jowler in order to successfully take a 3AM piss @PassThePigsGame

[🧞‍♂️ @Scoulios]

My mans House would pop 6 Vicodin on Thursday and have that cure by Saturday morning.

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@CtownScumRat No breakkie-P doe? 🍕

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

If you eat the serving size of blue corn chips while enjoying @MrsRenfros habanero salsa paired w/ garlic lovers hommus you’re a monster

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@Aqua_Max117 The one you wined n’ dined a few short days ago? 🤔

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@GeorgiaZoller Garlic lover’s, lover (but nothin beats the real deal classic from a legit place)

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

Just played bad mamma jamma and doo wop at the local watering hole in the South of the North (West Winfield, NY) and almost just got lynched

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@MMehtaNYDN

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@MMehtaNYDN Bravo, bravo.

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

@MMehtaNYDN New nickname - Stretch Armstrong™️. Did the new regime not trade KDrake midseason after doing zero on the field? Wasn’t Flores in the building before they traded Tannehill?

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

Just asked my uncle if he has ever shot a feral cat in Souf Dakota...he begrudgingly admitted that he indeed has #upstate

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

AND DON’T AKS ME IF DAYS OF THUNDER IS A MODERN CLASSIC

[Brent Bellamy @Ronnie_Bells]

Highway traffic got me swervin’ back and forth in my lane like I’m runnin’ fresh cold rubber lookin for the holeshot out of a late caution in the Brickyard 400