Ronnie Eagle

Ron thinks he’s the dog’s sphericals – but there’s looking buff and there’s looking like a flippin’ mutant!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

@geoffcoot you cannot seriously blame your lack of hair on Duran Duran, or your scrawnyness!!!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Just completed another insane session down the gym now time for a www.cupofrosielee.co.uk with 4 sugars and protein shake instead of milk!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

@MensHealthMag Brut the essence of man!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

That's because your lack of hair makes your ears dodgy @geoffcoot

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

http://tinyurl.com/6gn97h4 Doesn't know what hes on about!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

@geoffcoot congratulations? congratulations? are you nuts that should be me in the spotlight, that Simon Owl doesn't have a clue!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

i was benching some serious weight whilst singing 'in the avenues and alleyways' for crying out loud!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

absolutely outraged, how can that tit have more talent than me?????

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Who wouldn't want to watch me singing 'in the avenues and alleyways,' whilst benching some serious weight, I am Ronnie, I am success!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

So i said "no mate, your right, i don't fly like an eagle, I am in fact a fly...that is like an Eagle" that shut him up!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Audition 3 in the bag no doubt in my mind

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

I am the change!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Ronnie Eagle doesn't go the distance, Ronnie eagle is the distance.

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Has found his song, now he's gunna hit the gym....hard!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

@Clivetit Pipe down Clive, you wouldn't know even if i told you!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

Confirmation letter has been received, audition date set, I think the world better get ready!

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

[Ronnie Eagle @Ronnie_eagle]

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