Geoff Coot

One look at the great crested grebe convinced Geoff that classic coot coiffure was not for him. “Even the flippin moorhen’s got a lush thatch” he muttered.

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Nick Rhodes stole my promise!

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I think there's a pigeon trying to start a revolution in my pond

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@bald yes we are

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Most goldfish are not gold.

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@Ronnie_eagle I think Clive has a fine tweet!

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Congratulations @Clivetit

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When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

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"Ecstasy is a glass full of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth"

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Most bank robberies occur on a Tuesday

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Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat. even with all there hair!

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If James Nesbitt can do it so can I!, this will smash that crested grebe out of MY pond!

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@maureenhare thank you Maureen, I didn't know such a thing was possible.

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Alligator skin is not affected by microwave radiation.

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"Better a bald head than no head at all," that crested grebe comes out with some absolute guff!

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"Reverse Hair Loss In A Pain Free One Day Procedure..... Non Invasive." i Should bloody well hope not!

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Fact of the day: Horses cannot vomit

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Fact of the day: Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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There is enough brick in the great pyramid of Giza to build a wall 10 feet high and 1 foot thick around the entire border of France.

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women blink nearly twice as much as men

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There are over 1 million miles of water pipelines and aquaducts in the US and Canada. That’s enough to circle the globe 40 times.