Robert Harris

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

The replies to this start funny and get funnier.

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

Watched Home Alone for the first time in many years, why do people think of this as a christmas film its horrible, its just child abuse the movie. The Wet Bandits treated Kevin better than his own family.

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

The audacity of websites to ask that I write a review or fill in a survey without entering me into a prize draw for some vouchers or cash in return will never cease to astound me.

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

off brand joy division shirts, a thread:

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

This summer will be spent vicariously attending music festivals through watching tiktoks.

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

To quote another almost equally appalling former prime minister "nothing has changed"

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jon Bon Jovi says he’s sad to report that Tommy who used to work on the docks has died

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

My local election choice is only between Labour, Conservative and Lib dems. Having weighed up the pros and cons of each I'm an undecided voter. Can I be bothered to go and spoil my ballot?

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

HAPPY APRIL 25TH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎊 I

[Darryl Mott @Abstruse]

TIL a papyrus scroll indicates that, during the building of the tomb of Pharaoh Ramses III, the workers were upset about their treatment and, rather than discussing it with them, management served them a large meal.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

We are now in a potential situation where a leader of Pakistani-descent (Humza Yousaf) could negotiate with a leader of Indian-descent (Rishi Sunak) about the partition of the Britain 🙃

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

Writers should have their pay docked if a character uses the phrase "I've always wanted to say that"

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

If the number of porn bots following me are anything to go by I am quite the ladies man

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

A week into 2023, can we all agree that Miley and Dolly performance will probably be the best thing that happens this year and just skip to 2024

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

Normalise a 10pm curfew for live music/events. Please

[Tom @tdawks]

What the fuck is Eye Toast?!

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

Tin foil hat on, pretty sure Liz Truss's time as PM has gone exactly to plan.

[Robert Harris @RoobimusPrime]

@RomulanAle You're a Braverman than I am