Jane Baker

I pity the fool (who can't think of an amusing, witty and yet pithy and current one line bio). Also owner of @snowykins

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@BBbookshop @alistaircoleman We’re gonna bring him back to meet you soonest!

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@alistaircoleman I spent ages crafting that email

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@alistaircoleman His face is too big for his face

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

If this year hasn’t been bad enough as it is, regret to report that Wilson died suddenly this morning. He was 18, and the best little badger-faced pickle you’d ever want to meet. @RoombaQueen and I are devastated.

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@alistaircoleman So ded

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

Jane receives a Facebook message from a male university friend, making contact for the first time in 20 years.

“I’ve always fantasised about being hypnotised by you”

We are in drink and are falling about.

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@MrsFear @alistaircoleman I wasn’t that bad! XX

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

So... this happened last night. I’m absolutely fine now though, the only after effect being tiredness from being up all night in the hospital. Can confirm suspicions that @alistaircoleman was amazing (probably; I was too busy chatting with the hunky ambulancemen to really notice)

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

So @RoombaQueen had to go to hospital last night after a major allergic reaction to a vegan katsu curry. She’s home and recovering now, but it got a bit hairy at one stage. List of thanks to follow:

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@Elswhere15 @alistaircoleman The hunkiness was off the charts! And they were so lovely and kind and funny and all the good things. I assume such paragons of virtue must have been partly a product of my fevered mind...

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@alistaircoleman @SECAmbulance I can confirm that this was indeed true. Sigh.

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@alistaircoleman Someone completely amazing must have started you down that path, inspired by another completely amazing person (@GreenSofe, quite a dame)

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@kerrya11en @alistaircoleman Honestly , he’s ridiculously smol

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@hellodavsk @alistaircoleman THEY’RE WAFFLEY VERSATILE

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

In trying to prove to my team on our weekly video call that @alistaircoleman is still alive (they were demanding proof of life), I fell off my fancy saddle stool, landed on the dog, wrenched my shoulder, burst into tears from the pain, and had to ask Alistair to end the call.

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@willohara @alistaircoleman I’ll have a look and DM you some screenshots. It took a bit of figuring out! And you have to login using Twitter (the other login options are all Chinese sites I think)

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@willohara @alistaircoleman You totally can! The little printer is mine, set up on my phone. Alistair downloaded the app as well, I gave him my unique printer ID code, he used it to add me as a friend in the app, now he can print to my printer without actually connecting to the printer himself.

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@willohara @alistaircoleman You can download the app to get a feel for what it can do - PeriPage is the name. This one only works with that app

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@antifatwa @alistaircoleman Indeed not, that one I won’t be claiming credit for! The NK/disinfo stuff is all the little fella’s own work too

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

@antifatwa @alistaircoleman He’s not. His wife, however, is...

[Jane Baker @RoombaQueen]

The British people have proved they don’t deserve the vote. I say we try and get Cyberdyne Systems working on Skynet again and let it govern us