Dave 🇺🇦

“When you know nothing matters the universe is yours.” Bristol bloke. Bins: Wednesday. Parody account.

[Dave 🇺🇦 @hellodavsk]

I want cake.

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@nickfairbro14 @CinemaTweets1 Exactly

[Dave 🇺🇦 @hellodavsk]

@nickfairbro14 @CinemaTweets1 Why?

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Who does this? 😁

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@Daniel_Sugarman Scotland at 2am on Sun 14th after having been on the lash all day Saturday

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@bayraktar_1love Thought this was the Isle of Wight for a minute there

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@AwakenSlowly What a stupid cunt

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@Stephen_jhudson @RachelMoiselle You are thick.

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@LBC What a strange thing to say

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A councillor here failing the red face test figuratively and literally. The folding of arms is telling. Wilfully blind to the hypocrisy.

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

I asked a local councillor if the russian refinery here in Ireland should be sanctioned.

He said yes, if it was supplying Israel.
But Russia? No.

This is Ireland’s sanctions hypocrisy in 90 seconds.

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

I asked a local councillor if the russian refinery here in Ireland should be sanctioned.

He said yes, if it was supplying Israel.
But Russia? No.

This is Ireland’s sanctions hypocrisy in 90 seconds.

[Dave 🇺🇦 @hellodavsk]

@edwest Fun fact: Jack Charlton was 23 years old in this video.

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@blueswannabe @CaolanReports I’m afraid you need to think again.

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Retweet if you want an earthquake

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@Anon06061 @char1iewatts I am?

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@Keirlovelystuff @DavidPGCSE You’re still fucking dogs? That’s an unfollow from me, friend.

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@DavidPGCSE Great stuff

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@Humanarewild Did he get it on camera?

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@char1iewatts Impressive! There’s still time…

[Dave 🇺🇦 @hellodavsk]

@lfg_uk I’m all for growth but crying about NE isn’t going to help your cause.

[Dave 🇺🇦 @hellodavsk]

@lfg_uk Bloody hell, lads. NE didn’t instruct HS2 to build a tunnel. The need for the structure was identified by HS2 itself more than 10 years ago, following surveying of bat populations by its ecologists in the vicinity of Sheephouse Wood.