lydia snork

i put the hog in hog wild

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

Mom: Ugh, Catholic funerals are so long. Probably not that long compared to Jewish holiday services though
Dad: How long?
Mom: One hour
Dad: Pshh, that’s barely as long as the opening of the ark
Brother: I’ve heard shofar blows longer than that

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@GabyScreamsMgrn I am in this video (dark pink tank top) and i NEED to know bc i got Scared

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@GooseSquawk *48 minutes 🤓👆

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@blurryvignette I’m in this vid (maroon tank top) and was so scared that we had somehow offended tyler that i looked up a vid of ride from last week and he did the exact same grumbling. So i think it’s just like… part of the performance??

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@BanditoGrey Omg thank you for posting this that’s me in the maroon tank top and the video i got sucks 🙏

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@tytentions I was there he was just being a little silly with it not actually Crying

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@Moenonymous23 @DanManCarney Incredible reference

[okay asparagus @GooseSquawk]

“The thing is all Jewish men either look like Jantonoff [@jackantonoff] or my dad. And the thing about my dad is he kinda looks like Jantonoff” - @RoonilWazlib420

[oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000]

little bramble mouse in the autumn leafs. btw

[carz @Carzonfye]

AHHH!!! Don’t look at our website with a website browser!! We’ll DIE ! Use our app!!!!!! click this!!

[button that does not open the app, redirects to the app store]

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@local__celeb This happened to me this weekend 🐻

[rosie @crookedcourses]

when the restaurant still has a black bean patty instead of switching over to the impossible burger

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@pissvortex so true 😔

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

taps the sign

[g @geogre_j]

Radiohead when they saw the computer

[lydia snork @RoonilWazlib420]

@ihatelydiadavis SIMPLY i beg to differ

[CLAM @clammoe]

breaking bad fans when you ask them why they hate skyler

[s ✮⋆˙ @boneIessmango]

“do you know how to parallel park?”

no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.