Jonathan Ruiz

Creative Director // Wanderlust Expert // Happy-Go-Lucky

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@Bearded_Vet @TheJFreakinC …Jan 6th Homie. Relax. Also, I’d rather be a CUNT than in a CULT. ✌️Also, I think I just heard your mom calling you up for dinner. So pause your video games and get going before it gets as cold as your waste of a heart.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@RepOgles @SenTuberville @RepOgles Also, 50% of your party would fail the very “Character Test” you’ve outlined. Just gross.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@RepOgles @SenTuberville @AndyOgles So you plan to restore the Native Americans? It’s asinine to think America has a single culture when it’s always been a conglomerate. The fact that you’re from TN is also no surprise. Why don’t you try to elevate what TN contributes to the union instead of this? Waste.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

If ever considering vacationing in Quintana Roo, Mexico, save your money and avoid @HRHRivieraMaya at all costs. I’ve never heard “no” more in my life, much less on vacation. Sub par for top dollar. 100% Disappointed the in @hardrock brand. Just don’t. Trust.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@ICEgov I’ll doge any drafts at least 5X like Donny.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@GovPressOffice Go get em Gavin! You’re nailing this strategy. President next, please.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@OldSaltCityAce @RapidResponse47 @StephenM @MayorOfLA @CAgovernor Because you guys vote against all programs that cost money, I.e, paying jobs for hardworking Americans, and you vote on shit that doesn’t matter. Focusing on who belongs here instead of making “here” better. As if you worked hard to be born here. Voting on gay rights won’t 🛑🌲🔥

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

Whoever’s in charge of social @TB_Times really needs to find a new job. Also, I will never look in their direction ever again after this repugnant, tone deaf, and careless Facebook post.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@georgesantos Laughable. As always.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@RyanTedder I’m over here refreshing by the minute. 🍿

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

Happening live: We’ve been stuck on #hauntedmansion for almost 20 mins without help. #waltdisneyworld GET US OFF THIS RIDE.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@WFLA @FOX13News @abcactionnews @BN9 @10TampaBay @wusf @TB_Times @970wfla @tropicanafield sustained some damage.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@KamalaHarris Let’s start asking Drumph and Couch how they plan to support the born children with no parents; low income; inability to raise a child? Medicaid? The same programs they want to abolish? They need to come up with more answers. #Kamala2024

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@Pronate @EconTalker A.) I think you’re in the wrong place
B.) What does sexuality have to do with physiology and anatomy in this case? And knees of all things.
C.) By the looks of it, I’d never let you grab my fibula or tibia. As a matter of fact, I feel sorry for your own given your untamed nature.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@__Lufthansair Done and done. I look forward to you and your staff taking this next opportunity and making this #disgruntled customer satisfied. Beyond livid.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@lufthansa Why be the marketing carrier for flights if you’re unable to help your customers fully through your customer service centers? Now I have to call all the carriers individually to rebook my seats? #useless #neveragain

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@DiscoverAir I’m completely at a loss for words how you can cancel a flight 6 hours before departure and then make your customers jump through hoops just to confirm paid for seats are reserved. I booked this travel months ago and now everyone is unable to help. 🤬🤬🤬 #neveragain

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@Air_Dolomiti Your entire customer service matrix is completely useless. My flight to your connection was canceled 6 hours before departure making me miss and rebook my entire trip and when trying to reserve a seat I paid an extra $XXX for, your agents are unable to do so? Awful.

[Jonathan Ruiz @Roooner]

@elonmusk @elonmusk but are their stories coming “from Earth”? 🤦