Yuri

Not a failure, just pre-successful 🇹🇹🇨🇦

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If that’s too much work, put the boxes in front of your neighbours house.

[DrakeBell.ethᵍᵐ @DrakeBell]

@kanyewest I’m sorry 😔

[Yuri @Roopz101]

@Mankaran1998 I don’t think this is gonna work out...

[jaws 🪂 @spiceboyjaws]

getting married in toronto-
priest: do u, sweeter ting, take this dawg to be ur mans for bare time styll?
her: bet:)
me: jheeeze say less:)

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If running your mouth was considered cardio, so many people would be in shape.

[Yuri @Roopz101]

@Mankaran1998 LMAOOOOOO FK U TOUCAN KARAN😭 u said u deleteddddd those 😓❤️

[Norm Kelly @norm]

This is your reminder to NOT throw shade over the holidays. #BeMerry

[Cam @CamMarsh7]

Yesterday I read "At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time, and nobody knew it"

[Yuri @Roopz101]

I'm supposedly the smartest I've ever been but my grades say otherwise :(

[Evan Edinger @EvanEdinger]

Is German real

[Yuri @Roopz101]

@RyanSitaram_ They got the impersonation dead on👌💀

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Losing the trust of Young Metro. https://t.co/yZJaAlzAEV

[Aavash @ohmygoshaavash]

So I was at Walmart earlier

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.

She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”

He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Made my week