Roose

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[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Unpopular opinion: Take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

[Softboy @softboywin]

The bootleg DVD era was wild. Pulling out a blank disc you didn’t know if it was shrek 2 or Booty talk 7🤷🏽‍♀️😭😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I rebuke the cycle of living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, favor, and provision

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I love how he wakes up every day singularly focused on how to improve people’s lives.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

dream job??? my dream is to be unemployed for 1 year and suffer zero financial consequences

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

John Sterling was right - they are still drunks on the bases

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

turning on the yes network to watch the yankees again after witnessing a traumatizing loss just the night before

[Falilat @Kamalfalilat]

House of the Dragon vocabulary expansion pack unlocked
My favorite lines so far😂 Drop yours

S3E2: “Bring Aegon the Usurper to me.”

S3E3: “I am awash in dilemmas and
deficiencies.”

S3E5: "I am the realm's greatest warrior."

S3E6: “I’ll hear no more from those whose greatest battle has been with their own indigestion.”

S3E6: “I promised them I’d build a sept out of traitors’ bones. And I haven’t near enough bones!”

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Almost the best time of the year again

[Roose @Roosey_12]

Why? Like why? Smfh

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[Neet @neet_sol]

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll never understand work beef. Just do your job and go home 😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭