The autistic urge to compensate for your lack of social skills by getting into sociology, art, anthropology and psychology and getting so curiositymaxxed about the world around you that you start to view every social interaction as an opportunity to learn about other people and get creatively inspired to the point that that even the clumsiest interactions feel meaningful and enriching
can anyone into sociology explain why vine felt safe and fun and led to many iconic memes & is fondly remembered yet tiktok feels like the actual devil making our species meaner and dumber by the day
Doctors and nurses will be FAR more willing to help you if you frame the issue as impacting at least one of the three things medical professionals care about most:
1. Your ability to work
2. Your ability to exercise
3. Your ability to have sex (especially if man+woman married)
i wonder if autistic people prefer text communication (whether literal texts or social media) because it automatically creates a transcript where the specific information shared can’t be denied/can be directly referenced if needed. in other words, receipts.
having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s
i’ve never been in love but i’ve heard a lot about it and like the sound of it. big fan of the concept. not sure i’m capable of it as i suspect there is something deeply broken within me but biiiig fan of the concept.
[filling my pockets with stones] It’s so awesome that you’re my age & in love & surrounded by a solid friend group & successful in your career. Do you perhaps know where the nearest body of water is?
Do you ever wish you could shoot yourself in front of a frustrating person just to go back to normal in like 40 seconds so they have a vivid memory of you blowing your brains out while staring them dead in the eye which leads to absolutely nothing except scarring them for life