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[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

I cannot emphasize this enough, I have no idea what I'm doing. Obviously, I did the only sensible thing one can do about not having a clue, I made a podcast about it... #impostersyndrome https://t.co/9a1lDNJkpz

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Is it time for me to watch Breaking Bad again or should I go to two therapy sessions a week?

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@rgay @JasmeetSidhu @meaghanpoconnor ♥️♥️♥️

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Hands up if all your barbies were gay but you didn't come out until your deep 20s 🖐️

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Just waiting for the mass of croissant crumbs at the bottom of my bag to reconstitute itself into a complete pastry.

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aurelioacts Story of my life

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aurelioacts No, but I can drive you from mall to mall on a Saturday because you can’t remember which one had that one smoothie you had that one time and then take you to a movie I hate and hold your hand though the whole thing (I’m a level 3 bf)

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aurelioacts Looking for work as a boyfriend if you are employing

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aurelioacts Hahahaha always lurking

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Never not on the look out for wiener dogs

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Around this time every year I start stressing about those plastic New Year’s Eve sunglasses everyone wears. I am haunted by one question: WHERE are they going to put the eye holes this year?

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

Something I am convinced is due to my birth chart, based on no knowledge of said birth chart: I either want to experience NO physical touch with you or superglue you to my body, no in-between.

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aanand Have a cow?

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aanand 😲

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

I'm not being hyperbolic. When a white woman says "I am going to tell the police an &African-American* man is threatening me" she knows what she is doing, it's pointed & historically coded. BM have been killed by the police for less

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aurelioacts

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

You think you know somebody until you see their nose sticking out over their mask

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

My favorite thing the internet ever gave me is lesbians.

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@aanand Fear

[overly sincere human @RoseAlongTheWay]

@itsashlyperez HELP