Lizzie Sivitz

Musical Comedian, Backwards Hat Model, Notorious Jewish Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

[Lizzie Sivitz @lizziesiv]

@NoahKahan Godlight tomorrow king?

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@jeremykauffman This is actually a complicated statistics problem and varies by disease prevalence

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@Ratatwinkie It’s the earrings

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@LDtheMan You’re correct idk why people are fighting you lol

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Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

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When Beyoncé comes on the DNC camera people are going to cut to the one person yawning

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@SettonIsaac then you gotta get new followers ;)

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Can we just do a plea deal with Trump? No jail time, he drops out and leaves us all alone?

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@ManicContrarian @realJSeymour Taxes are withheld, nothing to do with filing/deduction

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@cafreiman “Value it the most” only works when people can afford the products

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

"I heard you bitches were looking for me"

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.

[Lizzie Sivitz @lizziesiv]

@PamKeithFL it's not about the lifelong democrats, it's about galvanizing independents and people who otherwise wouldn't vote

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@MarkHalperin this is so exciting

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

four minutes of Kamala Harris saying "what can be, unburdened by what has been" https://t.co/YsFg7WRTv8

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@AllanLichtman He does not represent the best chance to win, at all

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@tylerhnorris Agreed!

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@AaronRegunberg are we sure this isn't a bot? oy vey this is scary

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@TheKevinDalton Hahahahahahah

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Most shocking chasm heading into conventions: per new @NBCNews poll, just 33% of Dem voters are satisfied w/ their party's presidential nominee, vs. 71% of GOP voters.