Franklin Chronicles

actor/writer/rapper/ghostbuster/refrigerator salesman. Actually, I don't do any of those things.

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

The 2nd surprise is apparently, I now work for @leesasleep because I've spent about 8 hours over the past 5 days, trying to schedule delivery. (I still couldn't make it happen.) Thanks for the new job @leesasleep! just let me know where to send my invoice.

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

2 surprising things happened when I ordered a new mattress from @leesasleep. The first surprise is, that my new bed felt exactly like my old lumpy one. Why? Because it IS my old lumpy one! Even though I ordered using their "White Glove Service", it was never delivered!

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Hey @ambermruffin, Howcome there's no clip for the Phi Po Po sketch? It was HILARIOUS! Oh... is it cuz white folks didn't get it? 😞

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

This!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Three days ago, the leader of the House GOP called it the “China Virus” again.

Words have consequences, especially those from our leaders.

Reporters: Ask politicians who trade in racism if they feel responsible or remorseful for violence committed in the wake of their words.

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

@chase in Oak Park, IL, (Where we have many accts) to open accts for my kids. 3 white ppl queued in behind me but were seated with bankers before me. Sat for a total of 20 mins w/o seeing a banker before leaving. @bylinebank, do you want my money? #BankingWhileBlack #BankLocal

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Nobody told me WW84 was produced by Hallmark.

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

I think “The Wiz” said it best. https://t.co/oxZtHefAGF

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

My Birthday wish came true! You’re welcome America!

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Let’s get it going y’all!
#alphakappaalpha #alphaphialpha #firstfam #vote2020 @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/beSrQdOnCq

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Hey @Avis, the van my wife rented got a flat, 613 miles away from home. You guys said someone would be there in 25 minutes. She was stranded on the side of the road for 4 hours before someone showed up!!! Never renting from you again!!! #AvisSucks #AvisShouldTryHarder

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

A very short conversation over text.

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Happy Mother’s Day to my beautiful wife, who brought two beautiful children into this world. Where would I be without you?!! I love you madly! @ Providence, Rhode Island https://t.co/ipDfCnVsOp

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Happy Mother’s Day Mah! (She’s staying at my brothers house for the Covid lockdown.) Don’t let André worry you!
Also thanks to André for taking care of Mom during this crisis. You are a good son. @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/bvWro9yHsg

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Covid post-isolation Day 1: Cookies! Finally!!! Man, this freedom thing is ALRIGHT! @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/DKprJUMDe4

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Covid post-isolation-Day 1: Freedom! So this is that “outside” everyone has been talking about. Smells nice. @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/eBMHcngQlE

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Covid isolation-Day 13:
One more day and I’m outta here! @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/TAnQaODeXc

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Covid isolation: Day 11
Day 1 of The Villainous Mustache! @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/r4XtbioVGE

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Covid isolation-Day 6:
I was talking to my new best friends, Lion and Gorilla:

Me: Hey Lion, do you think when all of this is over, we will have learned our lesson? Do you think we’ll be a bit less materialistic? Do… https://t.co/3mB0ui2XZi

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Thank you to The Oak Park Bahá’í Community for the lovely flowers @ Oak Park, Illinois https://t.co/jk6i7ris3L

[Franklin Chronicles @RoseFranklin]

Having been quarantined with pneumonia for 95 days with and 5 days for Covid, I now have the muscles of a goddamn muppet. I truly am becoming Roosevelt Franklin. (Also, I can’t eat cookies without them… https://t.co/Fnwm3MNxqS