Rose Heiney

I don’t know who I am

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

@AliceOafRose @standardpuppies It’s ON (loser).

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

@hotelsdotcomuk 🥶

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Hearty congratulations to the people of Sidmouth on this achievement. And glad to hear they have the pictures to prove it.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

I co-sign this magnificent vision.

[Alice Waterman-Hale @AliceOafRose]

I want the spring snow to fall on and on until it ushers in a new ice age, snow day forever - get yourself a nice fleece and some mittens, it’s happening.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

@HelenBaBauer Can’t wait to watch it, talented lady. xx

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

YES! Well done Helen. x

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Helen Bauer has been given her own BBC Three sitcom pilot. Small Doses will be available on iPlayer from Wednesday. https://t.co/RvmqqnCmIr

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

@AliceOafRose THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

This was the highlight of my lockdown. @zsllondonzoo responded to my camel ID request e-mail in under three minutes. I still salute Noemie and Genghis daily. #knowyourcamels

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

No book is a chapter, no chapter tells the whole story, no mistake defines who we are. Hope makes our lives page turners.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

Morning Alice.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

Goodnight Alice.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

Jesus, the pressure

[Alice Waterman-Hale @AliceOafRose]

@RoseHeiney Don’t let me down, Rose

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

That is wasn’t a joke. I like my new seal neck

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

While I’m here, what I really like about the profile pic is it showcases the extra chin I grew during lockdown. It’s almost like I’m wearing an inflatable neck pillow.

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

She lives for my hot takes

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

I feel such a strong responsibility to my follower now. @AliceOafRose

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

This is a PRIME CUT of vegetarian metal

[Alice Waterman-Hale @AliceOafRose]

@RoseHeiney https://t.co/2iFklYMys5

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

@AliceOafRose Some Vegetarian Metal

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

FUCK YOU, ALICE!

(there we go, our first falling-out)

[Alice Waterman-Hale @AliceOafRose]

@RoseHeiney Our sitcom. It’s finally happening. This is the pilot. So we need a dramatic event that causes narrative tension

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

I’M SPIRALLING, ALICE!!!!!

[Rose Heiney @RoseHeiney]

Now I’m convinced I shouldn’t have capitalised the T in Twitter. That’s try-hard