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My brother knows Karl Marx. Parody

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These guys just stopped me in @Macdonald’s for advice on some gang shit. Always happy to help.

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@historydefined I think you just answered your own question.

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When you wear jeans from Next…

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@UberFacts Translates as “Freddie Mercury on a donkey”

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@The_Ren1981 This is amazing!

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@jonny999uk @NUFCThreatLevel 41 here and I’ve never held a season ticket for longer than 10 seconds.

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@DaftLimmy

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@KathyBurke A host of golden scaffoldils

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@Spicey666 @UberFacts Leave my alley out of this.

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@UberFacts Police Academy

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Roses are red,
Honey is sweet

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@UberFacts He stole cheese? How dairy!

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@UberFacts The synth break in “going underground” by the jam

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@vonclout Ah shit. Already drank it.

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Roses are red,
Defeat is a lossage,

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@yorkbhoy @caitlinmoran Go to sleep.

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@yorkbhoy @caitlinmoran Of course. Sleep tight!

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@yorkbhoy @caitlinmoran Which friend?

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@UberFacts Fancy putting that back in the water?

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@Sheepheadsez Haha. Let’s make T-shirts.