Ross in St. Louis

Tutor, Trivia Champion, Mortgage Servicing. Pickin spots, draggin pots, Shootin shots and blockin bots. Not the Yahoo guy ACR: The Zarn Conjunctions: yet/and

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

cardinals have more wins at sofi than the chargers and rams combined.

[NostromoCore @NostromoCore]

The new White House Press Secretary

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

you got a fast car
I got a plan to die violently
you fly your Tesla over traffic
and we’re both killed when it hits a tree

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Give me a Broncos vs Vikings Super Bowl or give me death.

18 INTs. 34 sacks. 900 blitzes. 14 total yards of offense.

Final score 5-3.

[Max Knoblauch @MaxKnoblauch]

For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale

[Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes]

Kelly Clarkson threatens a protest after the City of Chicago refuses to sell her their shiny Bean.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Congrats to Josh Allen on tying JaMarcus Russell in career overtime victories (1)

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

Hush little baby don’t say a word
Kelly Clarksons gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that mocking birds not for sale
Kelly Clarksons gonna unleash some hell

[Annaliese🫧who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese]

Much like Kelly Clarkson, I was enraged when I couldn’t buy molly in Brooklyn

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

Kelly Clarkson walking into Sesame Street "so how much for the big bird?"

[Jacob Blank @iamjacobblank]

Kelly Clarkson bird drama was getting boring, thank god Selma Blair just bit someone again.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Now wait a damn minute…

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

Jayden Daniels ensuring no one can win in week 5 out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

[Ryan Benharris @RyanBenharris]

“I wanna buy a $15k fake bird”

“You can’t. We’ll sell you a $2k fake bird tho”

“Oh. Fuck you. I won a singing competition 25 years ago so im’a put this place on blast on the internet”…

…is an I Think You Should Leave skit

[Matt @Yuncle1]

Kelly Clarkson at Target when they tell her she can’t buy one of the big red balls outside

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[Barbra Dook @missladysalad]

Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

BREAKING: Kelly Clarkson has stormed the Capitol after being rebuffed when she offered $15,000 for the United States Constitution

[Henry Block @hblock99]

Kelly Clarkson SLAMS Metropolitan Museum For Refusing To Sell Her 4,000-Year-Old Egyptian Sarcophagus

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Kelly Clarkson walked into my home, threw 45 dollars in my face, picked up my cat and left.