Ross 'I'd rather be napping' Bennett

Brand developer, creator of art, volunteer firefighter, writer of childish things, humourist, consumerist, smarter than your average beer.

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Today's edition of @NZStuff "would you rather" is a tough one!

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@MarkHamill You're Dad was like this when he first met Jar Jar.

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@tetekura Drive slowly, don't make eye contact and make sure the doors are locked and windows up... Twitter/X is an absolute train wreck now. Have fun 😁

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Music's getting way to political these days. Come on lads, channel that energy into an an angry album or do a new #Banksy painting 🤭

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@mr45144 @shiney_jay @Becs I've always wanted to make a range of cereals with the simple by line in niiiice big letters on the front: "tastes like sanatarium products accept we pay tax to contribute to your society."
I wouldn't care if the gig only lasts 2 months as long as people became aware of the BS.

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@whaeavee *555.... Yes I'd like to report someone weaving all over the road...

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These British #Gladiators names are wild.

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@VonBitchPants

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@Jessica_Warrick Lovely illustration!

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@nathanielflick @hellohinoelle Left for sure

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@colincitizen Turktopuss or octoturkey? Either way that's a lot of drumsticks!

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@whaeavee Beautiful and please don't take this the wrong way but I now have a hankering for carrot cake. Surely I'm not the only one that sees this?

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@jo_bartlett @wingbatkai isn't this the live action movie of the stage show cats?

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@fizzanddumpling I think it was a slight misinterpretation more likely Uremaroa.
Ure = penis
Ma = white
Roa = long
Cook "are you aware of other countries?"
Māori "Ae, there's a large bunch of English dicks over there" *points West.

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@culturaltutor Absolutely loved this thread - thankyou

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You can't begrudge a man an honest 3 mins work.

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wild 😭

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Today's holiday adventure included this fella.... oh is it a fella? I'm sure someone will let me know.

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@colinphoenix 😂😂 @wingbatkai

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When I'm not making smart comments on xitter I create art... check out my daylight saving special. $60 off either of these two prints. https://t.co/cahy7820xL

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@Becs I think it's important Mark is aware of his boundries, good on him. Gosh, if only it had said Russell then perhaps somebody wouldn't be in so much trouble for being a leary sex pest.