Ross Stager

aspiring writer of poetry, drama, & essays - advocate for labor & consumers - licensed life insurance agent

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

I don’t allow myself to celebrate much of anything at all, such is how much I prioritize signified over sign. But wow am I absolutely over the moon to be included in the November issue of @HighShelfPress!! Check it out! https://t.co/hCXPCIUVTy

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

“(When the Bible speaks of a Beast it means a King.)
The Kings all got to go.” from the poem “Black Prophetess” by Carl Sandburg

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“The brain is a population, a set of tribes tending towards two poles.” from Deleuze and Guattari’s A Thousand Plateaus

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“Seeing them in print can help the facts become fact.” from Ada Limón’s poem “A Little Distantly, As One Should”

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“An emancipation that occurs naturally would be the opposite of emancipation.” from Peter Bürger’s Theory of the Avant-Garde

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Father, Father, why hast Thou so cooked us lmao

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Andy if you put “want to step to me” you might squeeze out an extra syllable from the rhyme 😉

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

hypothetically if you were to step to me, i'd spit so much fire I'd need a tonsillectomy

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

finally caught up on slow horses and am now tweeting about slow horses so the algorithm can serve me up slow horses content about the television show slow horses. kristin scott thomas. slow horses

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

But if this is dialogue, maybe it is actually true to how that character speaks?

[mars ♡ loves em and bria @unearthlyreads]

there's nothing i hate more than spelling and grammar errors in books

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One of only two…maybe three TV theme songs that are on my personal “Bops” playlist. So good!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re talking underrated TV theme songs, I’m coming at you with the chilled out vibes of Taxi.

https://t.co/UjjkQa5yZw

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I’m trying to resist calling this the ‘Eh?’nschluss

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

In an attempt to intimidate Canada, Trump posted an ai image of illegally crossing into Switzerland.

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@Noahpinion Are you an ontological dualist or an aspectual/functional dualist though? 🤔

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

“For the secret of human existence does not consist in living, merely, but in what one lives for.” from Dostoyevsky’s The Brothers Karamazov (332)

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Big fan of this @Evangels4Harris ad. They should air it on the 700 club.👇

https://t.co/3ctHj9Vl96

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

I was hoping for one Keanu-style full-length-feature-film-length-sketch-comedy-skit per year from these two.

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Peele can do whatever he wants. He’s earned that tenfold. However, if there’s anything I want from him, it’s to cast Keegan Michael-Key in the lead role of one of his films. Michael-Key is ready and able. It would be good for both of them. It would lead to a great movie.

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LIABILITY INSURANCE ON EVERY FIREARM RIGHT NOW

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JAMESON’S PASTICHE

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IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!

[Ross Stager @RossStager]

A thing I continue to disagree with Tr*mp supporters on is that I think the burden of proof for why he is NOT a *profound* embarrassment rests on the shoulders of someone who thinks a television personality is well-equipped to be president.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

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