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You can throw me in jail before I force someone else to live in the hellscape we call reality.

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When someone says weed is the same is opioids and caused the opioid epidemic 🤦‍♀️.

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Bernie would have never let this happen

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There’s always another level

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Light the sky and hold on tight. The world is burning down.

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I would like off this Ferris wheel now

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Never trust a queen bee

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

Idk who needs to hear this but please take care of your mental health. It’s okay to put your phone down and take a break.

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You are not required to take on other’s mental load on top of your own.

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Get you someone who has an excuse ready so you don’t have to socialize when you don’t want to and then brings you home one of your favorite deserts.

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“This must be exactly what Kanye felt like when he worked at the Gap”

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I am equal parts ‘man I need a sugar daddy’ and ‘Cher saying “Mom, I am a rich man.”’

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If I didn’t have bad luck I wouldn’t have any at all

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“Sometime it’s all just so intense. We’re all supposed to pretend like we cope so well but we’re all just screaming inside.” -Breeders

[Jeff @usedwigs]

us: "we're depressed and anxious"
every streaming network: "here's another murder show"

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“Omg please rip me with your furry claws” #outofcontext

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I needed somewhere to hang my head, without your noose.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE
TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

The literal cobwebs on my shelf of fancy shoes is an unnecessary touch, universe. I can do sad all by myself.

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My legs feel like they are covered in spiders. I wish this was drug induced instead of just me getting old.