Master of the Revels Row

better than witnessing newborn nebulas in bloom 🌌

[Master of the Revels Row @RowGrace456]

Beat me up, but make it jazz

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where the fuck are my cigarettes bitch

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “There’s a certain level of wealth and accumulation that is unearned. You can’t earn a billion dollars. You just can’t earn that. You can get market power, you can break rules, you can abuse labor laws, you can pay people less than what they’re worth, but you can’t earn that”

[Thottiest of Them All @ThottPockett8]

Me after listening to the new Kacey Musgraves album.

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

i need a 6 pack of modelo a large field to frolic in and a 10mg edible right now. https://t.co/PxtHiuiE2r

[bray @sacredthearcher]

kacey musgraves is one of the only artists to have a perfect, no skips discography. truly one of the best songwriters of all time.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

THREE DAYS

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

All 168 Iranian schoolgirls would be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, and gas would be $2.85 a gallon if Trump had gone to prison for his crimes.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

If Joe Biden had posted the word fuck on Easter they’d be burning him at the stake. I’m so tired of the double standards.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Millennials watched their parents lose everything in 2008. Then got handed $100K in student debt. Then got called entitled for wanting a living wage. Then survived a pandemic in our prime years. Then got priced out of every neighborhood we grew up in. And y’all really wonder why we’re not okay? We’ve been in survival mode for 20 years straight and nobody even noticed.

[Ammanichanda @Arkasiraee]

Let me explain educate you all what just happened,

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran…

Someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.5 minutes.

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the market at that time.

Whoever did this wasn’t guessing.

You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming.

No leaks.

No press.

Nothing.

The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.

And within minutes, they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes.

In a single trade.

On a war that cost you $4+ gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are positioned to profit from it.

This is not the first time.

Major announcements have repeatedly been preceded by suspicious market moves tariff reversals, policy shifts, war decisions.

This may be one of the most blatant examples of potential insider advantage in modern American politics.

You would go to prison for trading on a tip from your cousin.

Yet billion-dollar trades happen minutes before decisions like this and no one asks questions.Nobody gets investigated.

Nobody gets charged.

By tomorrow, this will be buried under the next headline.

Just like last time.

And the time before that.

The game is rigged. The insiders pull the strings and win over and over.

And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

[Master of the Revels Row @RowGrace456]

The current US government

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

@WhiteHouse embarrassing, dangerous, weird.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMERICA ONCE IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A WOMAN... BUT THEY WON'T IMPEACH A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH CHILDREN... MULTIPLE CHILDREN.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA 😡😤

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[CJ G @cjgproduxions]

- DOGE was a flop
- No Tax on Tips/Overtime was pretty much a lie
- No $2000 Tariff Dividend Checks
- No US Epstein arrests
- Grocery Prices have not come down
- Obama has more deportations, with less drama
- Russia/Ukraine war not over
- Drill Baby Drill a flop as drilling is down
… What else am I missing ???