heks seuntjie

cackling on a broomstick, probably.

[heks seuntjie @Rowallan2]

Kid watching Disney: I hope the good guy wins
Now: villainous witches/queens suffered traumas bc of toxic men in powerful positions, their aim to dismantle male dominated kingdoms is noble and good go destroy my queen destroy them all

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the only important coronation

[Cinematic Artistry @Cinemartistry]

Jurassic Park (1993)
Director: Steven Spielberg
Cinematographer: Dean Cundey

[club 'don't make sharon a love interest in f&tws' @canonavengers]

bucky: do you want to know your gay name?

steve: my... gay name???

bucky: yeah it’s your first name-

steve: ha-ha very funny buck.

bucky: *gets down on one knee* -and my last name.

steve: oh my god.

[heks seuntjie @Rowallan2]

@coldfrontt oulik.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

film students be like: “i made you a list with some cool films to check out hehe i don’t know if you’ve seen them”

watchlist:
1. pulp fiction (1994)
2. spirited away (2001)
3. fight club (1999)
4. 2001: a space odyssey (1968)
5. her (2013)

[Svenn Amish @amishschool]

Some asshole fish crawled out of the water 35 million years ago and thanks to him we have staff meetings.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

[heks seuntjie @Rowallan2]

@caterochat This rolled off the tongue surprisingly nicely thank u

[i-D @i_D]

it's 'veronica mars's turn for a revival https://t.co/hbRXVY7nvm

[ciro @spruiko]

why do gay ppl love 80s music so much like whenever i hear a song thats vaguely 80s synth wave i am like oh this is the pinnacle of sound

[🦹🏾‍♂️ ➐ @313doe]

Scooby-Doo zombie island really changed the game cause I was expecting niggas in costumes but nah they was Dead Dead

[trish @ultragloss]

fuck your zodiac sign were you a greek mythology kid or an egyptian mythology kid

[the artidote @TheArtidote]

today’s convo:

“Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods.” —Pam Leo

“My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it.” —ri0t-grrl

artwork by https://t.co/2pssnpVONg

[𝙎𝙆𓂀 @TIMSKYLIVE]

God dropping new animals with no release date whatsoever , just like that.

[Justin Vazquez @explorer0550]

Do y’all remember when Tinkerbell almost died when they weren’t giving her enough attention? Now I understand her...

[duplicitous gemini @rowdyruffreject]

Depression is weird because I want praise for doing things like laundry or dishes but I can’t expect it because most people don’t realize it took all of my energy and was a big deal for me.