Rowan Austin

Sarcastic Grouch

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@BTCare I've just bought a new contract, my housemate moved out, we've had the internet cut for two weeks! Nothing we can do? #nointernet

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@datbeatdough probs like this

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@datbeatdough you have to tweet back at somebody before there's newer tweets next to the photo, then just pretend it's a comment.

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

Today I witnessed a woman attempting to tap herself into London Victoria using a printed email

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

So glad 4 DVD changed their logo just in time for series 9. Luckily I'm not OCD or anything. WHY DID THEY DO THAT?

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@murtazataha90 still in system test

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

#mouthness I need oxygen, water, H 2 O, I need air I need oxygen

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@sim_trip I'm watching you

[VennuMallesh @VennuMallesh]

Vennu as Santa wishes on Christmas...

[Richard A Ingram @richardaingram]

@taylorvenema @Hhaitch Women Who Love Men.....and probably some others. Can't remember. Used it live all the time though. Best pedal ever?

[Dave Neurotic @DaveNeurotic]

Can Feed Najeme http://t.co/XxUsxrme1C

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@HennaIshaq let's get this hashtag trending #loa2k13

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@dazjustice loving the new fringe #loa2k13

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@WallaceXXWillow The theme should be bass. #baseball

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@natthabrat85: im new to twitter trying to get hang of it!!”

It's easy. Just take everything personally and lose all sense of irony :)

[Focus Features @FocusFeatures]

Raise your glass. The End is Sooner than you think.@EdgarWright's #TheWorldsEnd w/ @SimonPegg & @NickJFrost moved to 8/23/13.

[Rowan Austin @RowanAustin]

@darrenacaster OMG

[Darren Acaster @darrenacaster]

I actually got twitter. OMG.