Rowan Porter

Listening to the Universe laugh at my plans. Lives on Wiradjuri Country. Elephant handle is @[email protected]

[Rowan Porter @RowanPorter1]

@Elizabeth22226 @LauraLoomer This has to be the most unhinged post I’ve read today…and there’s a lot of competition for that particular honour too. 😳

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@elonmusk Dude…you merging yourself with Heath Ledger STILL doesn’t make you attractive to ANYONE in the community.

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@johnrobertsFox Maybe move to Europe?

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*down. Damn these fingers.

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So will DJT accept Putins invitation to Moscow? He quickly shut that done at the end of the press conference. 🤔

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@JEChalmers @karlstefanovic @TheTodayShow Watching now.

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@_1Amandaaa My teenager’s bedroom. Just wipe the napkin on various surfaces prior.

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@P51leahy @MagdaSzubanski You’re either a Basement Manchild or a Bot. Either way, off you fuck!

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@suastiastu @MagdaSzubanski @pharnzwurth I just don’t understand who keeps voting him in though 🤷‍♀️

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@EndWokeness Everyday I wake up and hate the USA just that little bit more.

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@mtgreenee Well this wasn’t on my “USA WTF?” Bingo card for this month.

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@JDVance My bad, I read that as excrement.

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@GuntherEagleman Yes. Padilla is a decent human, and you’re not. Easy to spot.

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@johncardillo No US casualties….yet. 😔

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@Bricktop_NAFO How do I share this? EVERYWHERE?

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I post this because I’m hoping he genuinely dislikes Trump and because @Peter_Fitz reposted too and I trust him…even though Pete is a little bit intellectually /financially entitled at times.

[Doug Landry @douglandry]

I just got back from the Trump parade and I have to say it was legitimately the worst executed mass attendance event I’ve ever seen

One overarching thought: how do you spend $80 million and fumble the basics?

Many more thoughts -

🧵 🧵 🧵

[Rowan Porter @RowanPorter1]

@realDonaldTrump Did anyone actually fall on their sword and watch it? Thank you to the US Service People. Congratulations on 250 years of service to your Republic…now how about another 250 years 😉

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

LISTEN TO THIS …IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE ‼️

If they see u with foreign flags, it will motivate them. Whilst the American flag will confuse them and show them who are they really fighting.
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ‼️

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

🚨🚨🚨This is exactly how I feel. 🚨🚨🚨

CHARLES PIERCE WRITES:
“In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and say, "And we shall overcome."
I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over.
I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City.
I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina.
"These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job.
They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless.
"And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators.
Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House.
"The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides.
We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt.
"Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents.