Rowdy Fallon 🇨🇦

I’m on a timeout

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My leg is stuck in the steering wheel #WeHadSexAndNow

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On the witness stand #WhenToUseYourReason

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And I don’t have a life jacket #FeelsLikeImLivingInAFishbowl

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@MostlyPeaceful You must have a lot of straws

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@globalnews #SaschaRiley

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@AgathaChocolats You’ll shoot your eye out!

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Cooking a partridge with pear stuffing. #ThisChristmasIWillBe

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@creepydotorg The Trivago

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@JustTheFacts_68 Groomers of Stool

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@Bricktop_NAFO Are you done yet

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When everyone calls you Dick but your name is Kevin. #YouKnowItsTimeToWorry

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@PsycheWizard Look for a tracking device

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Why I’m not talking to you #LetsStartAConversationOn

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@Darth_Pingu Chum

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@MiniZozo3 Thanks

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Urine my heart, urine my soul…. #BathroomMoviesAndSongs

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@NoKittyNo1 Thank you 😊

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Deuce of Earl #BathroomMoviesAndSongs

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@McLovinDemLosin @JamesTate121 Yes we do get to bitch. So you fuck off.

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Bin there, done that. #IdRatherDump

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Than spill the beans #IdRatherDump