Danny 🍃🌊🌴

If we die in each other's arms, still get laid in that afterlife

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

This app is never leaving my phone

[🎃👻Little Miss Big Butt👻🎃 @GothTransFem]

also seeing that last scene of Digger, waiting for the credits to end, then quietly walking outside in unseasonably warm October weather was a feeling

[HRJ @clownofuptown]

One day, realtors are going to describe this as “pre-war”

[Snörlax 미나 @meanahko]

I hope niggas reading chinese sex tips daily because this man spittin.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

They are just the worst generation of people ever. Top to bottom some of the most entitled, self centered jerks.

[chrißy 🎃 @chribdotnet]

and u will FUCK your life ALL THE WAY OFF DOING THIS

[Tyler @imoutta_]

I didn’t not know that many people hated classic man that shit made me wanna wear a 3 piece suit to AP human geography so bad it really is two Americas

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[El Psy Congroo💜 @tin0burner_]

@Gerrt__ gonna have to hit a tactical #rub before linking now so the semi is there

[TASH @TASH__P]

This is too deep for the information highways

[Lisan Jawn Gaib @UchihaTril_]

Last woman I went on a date with I decided we'd do something light to see how we clicked so I took her to a diner. Eyes got a little shiny and she said she never did nothing like this before. 34 years old.

[z @haraamzadi]

me and my mom

[Einstein 💡 @2FalconFly]

@Scizas330 Be mad af every time she get her period. Bitch where’s my son!?

[Evenfall D. Void @PrometheusVoid]

'That's a penis' of course it is. Alien is about rape, what else would it be.

[junkyj @junkyj64]

having bad adhd as an adult is literally being in a perpetual state of "I dont wanna do my homework" but you're 22

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Western media: Israel, Stock Market, War in Iran

Russian state media: here’s a bad bitch

[ian @vouchprima]

shit is getting heated on kindergarten twitter

[Eden @EedenEnne]

Having your first baby is like playing a game to carefully 100% it and avoid all negative status effects like “crying baby” or “puke down your shirt”

Second baby is when you get enlightened and realize you can strategically tank some hits to make everything 70% easier

[passionate @Swaydaca]

two youngest in the middle look like literal angels, and then you got two kanyes on the outside 😂