Roxann9

Here for laughs, hashtag games, and news. Popular vote hashtag loser. I literally can even.

[Christy @CheeseDaydreams]

There are two types of people:

-Those who have a nice stockpile of toilet paper, Purell, hand soap, frozen foods, and canned goods

-Those who plan on facing the apocalypse with nothing but a bottle of whiskey and their wits

[Average Dad @Average_Dad1]

My kid: Ohana means family and family means no body gets left behind

Me: I don’t care what ohana means, you have 5 seconds to get your shoes on or we’re leaving without you

[ΚατPeach @unravelingfire]

I’m stocking up on cheese so I don’t need toilet paper.

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

My favorite part of Halloween is I get to be dead on the outside too.

[Clever Girl Writes @WriteCleverGirl]

I feel the need... the need for
sleep
- famous line from the movie
Top Bunk

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

@prufrockluvsong @eddie_ferrero

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

I get to sleep in tomorrow! Turning off alarms! Nothing will wake me up!

*Baby cries.

[contrary_mary @sordid_mary]

Can’t help it I was blessed with unapproachability.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

What if we're pets to an alien race like sea monkeys.

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

To be left alone
#WhatADadReallyWants

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

#WhatADadReallyWants

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

#WhatADadReallyWants

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Back in the day a timeout was the amount of time you were unconscious for mouthing off to your parents.

[Dont Think So @DontThinkso555]

Stopped for coffee. So I’m not late, I’m latte. #MyBestExcuseForBeingLate

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

Mary Pops One right on your nose #FilmsThatCanFight

[Dave @DarthFlaves]

#DrunkSuperheroPranks
Thor left his hammer on top of the toilet seat...again.

[Roxann9 @Roxann9]

#MyFlagWouldHave no welcoming features

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

PARKOUR!

~Me. Avoiding huggers at church.

[Ms. WonderKat💫 @WonderKat365]

#DrunkSuperHeroPranks often look like a Golden Girls episode 🤔