Roxy Dallas

Wife. Mom. Girl Boss actively trying to be a good leader. Recruiter. Life Changer. Wine Lover. Whine hater. Did I say mom?

[Roxy Dallas @RoxyAlexDallas]

I turn 40 this week. I am not ready to turn 40 this week.

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I had to add a chocolate to make up the minimum spend. Guess what was delivered, dear gentle reader? Just the chocolate. No steak.

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I have a complete love hate relationship with @WOOLWORTHS_SA Dash. You just never know if you’re going to get what you ordered.
In my first order today, I ordered Angus Rib Eye. I chose for there to be no substitution as their suggested substitution was not it

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So when the delivery came there was no Angus Rib Eye. So I went to order again and this time chose Angus Sirloin. Then got this message from the shopper (Now there is Rib Eye?!)

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My 2 year old after burping; “I did a fart in my mouth”

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IEC Commissioner: “this is going to be a short programme”

Reader, it was not a short programme

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@HashtagPeterJ Being sick slaps a lot harder when you have a toddler

[Roxy Dallas @RoxyAlexDallas]

Can my doctor book me off sick from my toddler?

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I’m supposed to fly from Cape Town to Durban tomorrow. Should I change my flight to Tuesday? (Considering the storm)

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@paballo_maseko Wow, well done mom! You actively seeked out a solution and you have done so well for your baby girl!

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Asked this engineer with 7 years experience to send me 2/3 contactable references. He sends me his dad, his sister and his wife.

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@Brushed_Erco PnP Cavendish real

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What the fresh hell is this?

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@BrentV_RSA How is this the most perfect gif for this exchange.

[Roxy Dallas @RoxyAlexDallas]

@BrentV_RSA Not a fuck

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@jesstingaround True but I actually know the CEO and the organisation and I knew it was him that wrote it before I saw it was posted by the CEO

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Imagine being the CEO of a company and writing an employee review on Glassdoor and giving “advice to management”. Bro, it’s literally you.

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@nolwazinkwandla Nolwazi, tell me!

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Haaaave you seen my child?!

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@BrentV_RSA It’s embarrassing really