Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Powerhouse of Scottish Burlesque, 100% explosively gallus! Dancing to the tune of my own bagpipe since birth. 🎪Ring Mistress

[GlasgowFestofBurly @GlasFestofBurly]

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[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

I love the Sims and how it started as us making there little lifes and now they've just went absolutely mental and it's all a bit unhinged ❤️

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Almost back in the home land!

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

What I accuse my pals of smelling like after they've done a Walk of Shame.... Because I've been there too....

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

I cannot express how much of a fucking absolutely abysmal human you are if it makes you if you laugh at a man taking a belt to his child because she thinks she's gay or belt his child at all.

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Just spent the last half hour moaning about Gandalf in Dreamlight Valley.... Merlin, I meant Merlin 🤦‍♀️

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Omg omg omg the new characters coming to Dreamlight Valley 😍😍😍

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Yesterday and this morning was a swift reminder as to why I prefer to not do an office job and work on admin alone. I cannot deal with people who do not pull their weight and because they are likeable no one says anything.

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

I'm not single because I was hungry and we don't have a mircowave and I don't know how to work the wee stove thing in our accom, I have my own wee noodle cooker btw, so I aye cold beans from the tin and had absolutely no regrets.... But it could be one of the reasons.

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

My brand of being Neurosexyfied is saving absolutely noones phone number, identifying them by WhatsApp pictures then remembering I don't have WhatsApp

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

I'm veggie and I think ants are super cool, but they are sooooo annoying at our current accomodation, I might eat an entire chicken 😭😭😭

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Okay homestay, I'm on to you

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

@eddiethelazor I've got a whole bunch to send!!! 🤣

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

One of the lads I live with on tour is from Africa. This morning he told me that porridge is only for babies and was asking why I was eating it.... I don't think I've ever been so offended at breakfast.

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

@TikTokSupport Pleaasseeeee

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Uhhhh @TikTokSupport help? It says I'm not connected to the internet?

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Nothing like everyone else getting pissed off because you don't tell them when your birthday is, when you absolutely do not want a fuss made. Happy Birthday Starmuff.

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Honestly if anyone thinks my attitude is bad because I've already told a couple of people to fuck off because of there attitude towards my warm weather clothes..... I'm about to go rogue and wear even less. ✌️

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

... Plastic water bottle MELTED. Yes, I did let them know, my thoughts.

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

Then today I wore a black halter bodysuit which I wear under my costumes, underneath another body suit, so I'm well covered because .... It's a Muslim country. I usually wear a T-shirt on top but it was outrageously hot today and all people wanted to say was "you can't dress...

[Roxy Stardust: The GlasVegas Showgirl (she/her) @RoxyStardust]

...sexy like that in the next city, hahhaha" as if I was trying to seduce them, but said nothing to any of the slimer women who wear less than me EVERDAY. I was so angry. Don't have a go at me because of how you feel, I'll dress however I want when it's so hot that my....