Roy Simkhay

CEO of @Opticlose.
Lover of Sarcasm.

Formerly @Stanford, @Columbia_Biz, @Microsoft, @hulu, @PatchTweet.

Say hi.

[opticlose @opticlose]

A little humor for all the #sales and #marketing folks out there to start your day.

[opticlose @opticlose]

Pop quiz, sellers!
In this situation, what do you do?
A, B, C or D...

[opticlose @opticlose]

"Hi. Wanna f!@#$?" is not a proper #Sales tactic! https://t.co/B4M58q6qA3

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

Thanks @joshgroban for giving us the chance to hear @LenaRockerHall for the first time tonight! Consider us new #Lenatics! #isthatathing

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

@bsiscovick I got the same thing. Turned to WSJ to read what happened to the NYSE...

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

@schlaf @simcity If there were some sort of PC-on-demand service I would definitely be joining you.

[opticlose @opticlose]

Meet our awesome team... You can follow us on Twitter: @roy140, @dgame84, @BGyss and @abellenz.

[opticlose @opticlose]

Excited to be unveiling more about Opticlose... starting with our new website. http://t.co/GtcE2TY8Iy

[Ian Gilbert @iangilbert]

Inbound or Outbound Sales? The Answer is Yes http://t.co/elcN4S7oLX via @jasonlk

[Matthew Tucker @matthewjtucker]

first resume I've seen that said fluent in #emoji

[opticlose @opticlose]

Working in @UnionSquareNY = great lunches. And now @NumPang opened up in the neighborhood! #yum

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

@KateAgarwal Seriously??? Are you friends with polar bears???

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

Hey @KateAgarwal, has news of the snow monsoon in Buffalo reached India? Never seen your town in the new this much.

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

@agarwal Maybe you guys should take that as a warning too. We've seen you and the Mrs in public.

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

I can't wait to see what gifts @agarwal brings me back from India.

[Jerome Gentolia @jeromegentolia]

Why I Started the NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup by @marksbirch http://t.co/qz4xaGkpJH

[opticlose @opticlose]

Excited that the amazingly talented product guru @abellenz is joining @opticlose! Our product is about to get more awesome.

[Enterprise Sales Forum @Enterprise_Sale]

Awesome turnout for the 2nd NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup! #NYCESM

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

As if hearing Disney princess songs all day at home wasn't enough, today someones playing them at work.

♬Wandering free wish I could be♪...

[Roy Simkhay @Roy140]

Now downloading Glengarry Glen Ross after hearing so many suggestion that I rent it. Will make good airplane entertainment next week.