Roy

[Tim “Joe Biden's Orochimaru” Lanning @TimLanning]

Am I drunk enough to buy a denim jacket?

[Jake Hackett @hackett31]

Just imagine if the Stanley cup ever made it to Tignish, what an excuse to drink so much that you forget your own name #drinks

[Mat @MatCro]

GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.

[Brady @BradyGaud]

to everybody watching @yourpalriley's snapchats. he's not even in Mexico and he has never consumed alcohol in his life. hes actually a pussy

[Roy @RoyDoucette]

@Canttweettoo https://t.co/9pYNSIjlJ0

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Transporting Willie Nelson's joints from show to show is becoming increasingly more difficult.💨

[Brady @BradyGaud]

My friend @yourpalriley said that for every retweet this gets, he will donate 20$ to mental health #BellLetsLalk

[Robbie Carruthers @PEICarruthers]

Got 99 problems, boiled hot dogs ain't one.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

[Jake Hackett @hackett31]

Mother is proud of me this week #trucksupstreet #drinks