Johnny Napalm

Miller Lite enthusiast. Northwestern Mutual Associate. Former fraternity meteorologist. Make ACC Great Again #ridethelightning #5thyear

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7:45 exam tomorrow, no internship, dad is pissed. We ball #6thyear #ridethelightning

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@GeedyIsFierce Went beer for beer with the old timer and he won. We’re talking about going in on some properties together. Life is good

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My old boss wanted to buy me a graduation lunch. 5 margaritas please #goat

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My buddy has been having a tough time on the golf course lately #dryspell

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@rizzbeerdrinker Had this happen to me. Walked out of class early and almost collapsed to my knees

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It’s not my birthday but I need this fuckin birthday cake.

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@BoobieBurly35 Its cause we’re too lazy to make the bagel at home brother

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I come here 1-2 times a week to eat the worst bagel of all time and I love it

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Spraying febreeze after one of my infamous mud snakes is equivalent to spitting on a forest fire to put it out

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@BubbaMcsnuff RIP WILSON

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I can either make the 2 minute drive to Chipotle or pay a minor $20 to make the 2 minute drive for me. I think you know which one I’m taking

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@timsharter Yo it’s really sick how u stole @GirthGary tweet u fuckin faggot

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Fuck u prof

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Dudes making their picture posts as reels is homosexual behavior #shrink

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@rickfromdanort Ricky you’re gonna love cocaine if u get into college!

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So down bad I’m checking the bag plugs snap score on a Sunday. Need #rehab

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Cart path only this hole. Sorry boys #firehose #stream

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Threading the needle #finance

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Grinding on the couch with my peen

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@jimdrunknmiller Social security is a great. Yes socialist. We pay it now but receive it later. It can definitely be abused. I have an old dad who’s 75 rn. He was collecting insane social security benefits off me for years because he was a senior with an under 18 son He did not need that $ at all

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I’m 23 years old I think I need to let this account go.