Johnny Napalm

Miller Lite enthusiast. Northwestern Mutual Associate. Former fraternity meteorologist. Make ACC Great Again #ridethelightning

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7:45 exam tomorrow, no internship, dad is pissed. We ball #6thyear #ridethelightning

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Bro still trying to find Maddie Kowalski leaks in the big 26 #horndawg

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Don’t think I’ve ever seen a white person work at tropical smoothie

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@BudFosterBurner I miss pop more and more everyday

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@rodney_coc62165 We struggle together my brother

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@ralph41359613 Another Johnny Napalm on the beev? Guitar hero is the shit bro

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Can yall hop on the game so I can get a lobby? Thanks. #unemployedlife

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@burnermcged Happens to all of us brother

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81 at Cabot Links today. Life is getting better. Anyone got any minis? #cranking90s

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@saucegawd27 Average widespread panic listener

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Shot a 76 yesterday and just got butt raped by Canadians at Cabot. Life is kinda good

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@SFfisherman207 Shut up pussy fart

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Johnny just shot his best round of his life today and he will not be logging this score on GHIN #golfshark #hustling

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@ShepStrawb I am a retarded chud that can’t count very well

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@WilliamShatiner I took the scenic route

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@GeedyIsFierce Went beer for beer with the old timer and he won. We’re talking about going in on some properties together. Life is good

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My old boss wanted to buy me a graduation lunch. 5 margaritas please #goat

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My buddy has been having a tough time on the golf course lately #dryspell

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@rizzbeerdrinker Had this happen to me. Walked out of class early and almost collapsed to my knees

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It’s not my birthday but I need this fuckin birthday cake.