Roy Bolton

Australia's premier new comedian. Stage name Roy LOLton. Come see my show 'BOLTON for Columbine' at the Wollongong Comedy Festival next month.

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

Here I am on #JJJ radio. Just getting my stuff out there to the public. I think Tom Ballard liked me. #comedy #funny
https://t.co/tXDVHhdbh9

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

I've been pronouncing it as meem! What an idiot!

#lol
#idiot

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89

https://t.co/jWJsv51hKh hahaha

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89 "Don't complain! It asked me to enter my pin!"

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89 haha! Swipe left...AND right!

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

Which one died? Was it Harry or William?
#RIPPrince

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

Looks like I can't take my cock inside!

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

I don't have incense candles I have incest candles!

I burn my dead brothers ashes!

#edgy
#jokes

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

NRL Integrity Unit is an oxymoron

#NRL
#MitchellPearce

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

Has anyone done a joke on Mitchell Pearce yet?

#newmaterial

[Tobias @tobiascomedylol]

Lately my girlfriend and I have been fighting... Jiu jitsu!! Haha! #writingday #jokes

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89 just joking. Like if seriously leave the fridge open. Think about the electricity bills!

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89 just leave the fridge open!

(Or freezer if you want it real cold)

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@Becky_Lucas89 you musta been smokin weed hahaha

[Tobias @tobiascomedylol]

Hey Perth peeps. Go watch this dude. He's got some preeeetty edgy material. Real funny! https://t.co/ecvCYuMW2d

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@tobiascomedylol if you want material just come hang out with my family at Christmas!

#gold
#boltonfamilychristmas

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

@tobiascomedylol you're up early!!! Obviously no gig last night or you'd be dusty this morning. I'm up writing my show!
#funnydoesntsleep

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

How cool would it be if space jam was about the space bar on a keyboard getting stuck?

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

How cool would it be if space jam was about a bunch of musicians that that played in outer space?

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

How cool would it be if space jam was about some jam from outer space that tasted real good?

[Roy Bolton @Roy_LoLton]

How cool would it be if I got a journo that writes for a big paper to watch my show!
I saw the article they wrote about hugh Jackman!