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Breathe

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Asamoh_ Its the second shoe that has done that on me. And also its a UK brand. Not advisable for sisi watu wa sales

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Asamoh_ Review. Hizi one piece kama huna gari na red carpet achana nayo. Yangu nmeipitisha muthurwa wiki moja ikararuka kwa io seam.

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@KhalifKairo With a tainted reputation u could become a silent partner then just play the salesman role, boosting your trsust score

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Philosopher254 @FGaitho237 @DCI_Kenya Woman Old enough to be my mother: Kijana yangu, si ata unipromote leo
Me: [Hesitant] Ookay, hii unauza pesa ngapi?
- quotes price, buys without bargaining-
Morio: [Later] ati 1k, Man uligongwa, hii mali haipiti 300, ooh kwanza ata ni fake. Hii ni 70 ukichukua pale..

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@RonaldKipchum14 @Kibet_Goat Looks like you don't have the 401, go thro his TL haha

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Kenyans I feel like the government has lost avenues to loot from because salaries, fuel, tolls, expressways in thika rd, specific uniform manufacturers, ridiculous fines - exceeding speed limit by 5-10km should just be a warning.
Acha tutafutiwe pesa ya campaign tho

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

Kenya lacks collective social conscience.
A politician can rape your mother and grandma and kill them and someone will take a gig to clean the politician's name.
I hope 2027 descends us to a deeper abyss than 1994 Rwanda or 1940s Germany, such that we can force start this country

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@jumaf3 Being a paparazzi is a crime now?

[Kijana Ya Coopa @hiroo243]

This was goated😂😂💔

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@mungaikihanya We somewhat can measure abstract attributes such as Inflation, Unemployment rate, GDP, Purchasing power, but hey
We are too lazy to reconcile ntsa records with insurance records

[Chief 🇰🇪 @Nzukiiii]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

Sanlam wananijenga meager 8% pa. Hehe. Wacha nirudi soko sasa

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

Staticians being fun at parties: Ratio vs Interval measures

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@wavesandstorms This is not on Kasongo & Cahoots. Kenyans are an impatient lot.
You can always trust kenyans to overlap even when they know its making everything worse. Janja Janja manenos

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Safaricom_Care , this link thing is annoying.
Na ukienda kuonyeshana message ndio inapop out.
Make it stop

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@VictorWins_ Uncle alikuwa ananisho walikuwa wanaenda workshops za subcounty unadhani kuna maandamano ya watu wa nduthi

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@Kenyans On whose tab?

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

@OliverChirchir How did u do it

[Surface2Air @RpgKeli]

I was today yrs old when i learned that when Kamba fundis say "Ngevu" - nyumba ya ngevu,

It actually means Gable roof TF