The Last Cookie

Just here to witness the end of reason, one cleverly worded Holmesian fallacy at a time.
Tweets are trash. RT's are quality trash. CW: Fangirl 24x7

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

No but why does every swiftie need a supportive army of non swiftie enablers, especially a patient bestie agreeing to do anything exhibit A @naamdedoyaar
#erastoursingapore

[bethany ♡ @corneliastagain]

never seen a man look at taylor swift the way i look at taylor swift until this mf right here appeared

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

Messi living his own Get Out narrative in India

[taylor @wishescametrue]

I think about her wedding caption all the time

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

I've had 3 great bosses who:
1) Gave me raises I didn't ask for.
2) Recommended me for promotions I didn't campaign for.
3) Ensured I get breaks I was due for.
And that's all anyone needs.
But one also brought me breakfast when I had a hangry meltdown at work and that's 🥹

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

What was the nicest thing a boss did for you?

[kaav @kaavyya]

highly recommend all my girls to get themselves out of the ‘psychoanalytical’, nihilistic side of the internet as fast as possible.

you do not need more theories on men drawn by perpetually online women with no real exposure to even a whit of pure romantic love. you need to learn about men by experiencing them. not by consuming 20 sec reels that fictionalise men as an alien degenerate breed.

you need to be hope maxxing, you need to be looking ahead, you need to be determined to constantly look for and believe in the good despite the bad of the past, despite the skepticism of the world

[Adi | Resolved Markets @AdiFlips]

Currently watching grown adults throw toddler-level tantrums at the BLR gate for Indigo flight to Goa.

Here is a reality check for everyone losing their minds over a delay:

1. That 22-year-old ground staff member you are abusing isn't hiding the plane in her pocket.

2. You booked a budget airline, not a private jet. Sit down.

3. I’d rather arrive in Goa 2 hours late than never arrive at all.

The level of entitlement here is embarrassing.

Indigo groundstaff also don't want to deal with this. Be better. Stop treating service workers like your personal punching bags.

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

taylor swift was only 21 when she wrote all too well.

https://t.co/672wjuTJkj

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

why are both @prathamvar in this case

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

every marriage has a personality hire and then someone who knows how insurance works

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

Why does all journalism critiquing Taylor Swift very quickly degenerate into the mean girls burn book. Who are these people foaming at the mouth with barely contained cruelty all because they did not enjoy a pop lyric

[Mars @Marsspace17_]

.@rachel_handler What an utterly bizarre and cruel thing to say, making sweeping ableist statements and attacking Taylor Swift’s unborn children. You claim to be against a “cultural decline” yet writers like you and outlets like Vulture are major contributors to said decline.

[Cynus @cy1nus]

Type of shi Leonardo da Vinci was doing instead of finishing his commissions

[JPA @2Philosophical_]

Look, if we remove the slippery slope fallacy from the list of logical fallacies, then before you know it we’ll be removing all the other informal fallacies from the list and will soon forget the very concept of an informal fallacy altogether.

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

@DaveMcNamee3000 @colerightnow I've never before wished Id come up with a specific tweet like this

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

[The Last Cookie @Rrrrohini]

never gets old

[Nay 🎵 @bystarryeyed]

of course he’s the sexiest man alive LET’S RUN THIS BACK

[Errai @errai]

"The weather" is not small talk. Weather is vast, beautiful, and mysterious. We are never really ready to talk about the clouds

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

personally i think mary shelley, the eighteen year old author of frankenstein who lost her virginity on her mother’s grave, would be delighted by girls going to see the movie for any reason including for jacob elordi’s thingy

[🛒 @tayhader]

Taylor’s the only artist where she can get slut shamed for 2 decades and then called a conservative tradwife for settling down 😭